More villain priorities ☕😌

What does our vice president think he is saying here

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 8h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

I think Eshmel is very neat #FireEmblem

left leaning super PAC that finds election ads too ineffective and instead pays influencers to convince right wing wellness freaks to treat infections with probiotics instead of antibiotics

*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!

May !! 🏳️‍⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 5h ago

this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her

I heard ‘dripping wet’ and took that very literally

REALITY REVISED #4 - THE HOLLOWFEATHER CROW The hollowfeather crow curls its neck inward. It then reaches its beak through its own chest, plucks out a pulseless heart, and devours it whole once more. Once it has been swallowed, the extracted organ can be... www.greaterrealityarea.net/reality-revi...

REALITY REVISED #4 - THE HOLLOWFEATHER CROW

The hollowfeather crow curls its neck inward. It then reaches its beak through its own chest, plucks out a pulseless heart, and devours it whole once more. Once it has been swallowed, the extracted or...

greaterrealityarea.net

What are you looking at? I am literally just standing here 🧍‍♀️

Angel numbers are so stupid. Why would angels care about the symmetries of numbers expressed in base ten? It beggars belief

Nancy Lu #art #イラスト #fanart #アストラルパーティー #AstralParty

Me: I am so goddamn sick of magic. If I see another wizard, I swear to all the gods, I'll lose my fucking shit. The Insidious Hydromancer:

Big Picture@3igpicture.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Coming up for air. #nude #sensual #beauty #female #erotic #portrait #art #fineart #artnudephotography #artistic #nudity #nudes #fineartnudes #nudefineart #fineartphotography #bigpicture #boobs #breasts #tits #nsfw #art #fineartnudes #nudefineart #fineartphotography #fineartnude #artnudes

#skeb #commission thank you for the request ☺️

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

Mamdani Is Shunning New York Business Leaders Who Are Used to Calling the Shots

The mayor fired corporate leaders from a city fund’s advisory board in the latest sign that he is changing the way such power brokers access City Hall.

on.wsj.com

In Slipsand Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, there is an unexplained and out-of-place yellow flash during a Launch Star flight. This is because Mario actually flies through a fog area belonging to a planetoid from a different mission, and the very brief fog looks like a flash.

Recklessly impregnate the Prophet, as a final act of defiance

刺青バニー🐇

Stand back, I'm inventing Gnosticism 2: the first Gnosticism that is not antisemitic™️

I have a suggestion

Shen Comix@shenanigansen.bsky.social · yesterday

Alright we're doing a new story comic.

love language

Texted a friend, with no context: "haha apparently you can catch people like Pokémon and put them to work for you. I named my guy Dickface", forgetting to mention I was talking about Palworld.

how long until people start playing games wearing a towel to hide their shame from god the way you do eating orlotan in France

Kotaku@kotaku.com · yesterday

Well, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

how it feels to talk to the zoomers on bsky

A lot of my old tarot writing lives at compoundeye.substack.com. I made everything free because I don't care to give substack a cut of my worth. I hope it's still a good resource to think with cards. If I find the time, I may upload it to a new location and revive it.

Compound Eye Comparative Tarot | Uel Aramchek | Substack

An exploration of modern tarot, as well as the tarot of the real. Click to read Compound Eye Comparative Tarot, by Uel Aramchek, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.

compoundeye.substack.com

uel aramchek@uel.bsky.social · yesterday

[rereading my compound eye research] fuck these pieces were good