as a compromise with the people worried about "men who pretend to be trans," men who enter the women's restrooms should be punished by being forced to take estrogen.
I Can’t Stop Myself From Sexting With Hillary Clinton
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 2w agoi haven't gotten a political text in years who all of you giving your phone numbers to
economists say two things: #1 what they want to be true #2 what they eventually, reluctantly admit has been true while they were saying #1
I didn’t know pandas were a little freaky like that. Maybe they are worth saving
Jac@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 3w agowatched a documentary on panda bears and learned that young pandas make out with their moms to drink their mom's saliva #KnowledgeIsPower
Sharif don’t like it Sinking the Bismarck! Sink the Bismarck!
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4w agoso-so movie with a hall of fame title card
Me after my personal assistant carries out the task I instructed them to: Wow my personal assistant really went rogue there wow somebody should stop them no idea how this happened
Gavin Newsom fights Trump the same way Dr Jekyll fights Hyde
Rav Boodram@rvbdrm.com · last mo.“Gavin Newsom is the only one fighting Trump”
Unfortunately the Australian government has bought in wholesale to the assumption that ai is inevitable or “the future” and particularly want to incentivise investment in and the construction of data centres. Im sure this will be super good. Our “left wing” government so opposition policy is worse
Anthony Albanese maps out AI future with new national framework
Labor will develop a new national framework in response to artificial intelligence as it seeks to address the technology’s growing economic and social impacts.
abc.net.au
Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · last mo.I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
There’s no political group more radical than a white suburbanite who’s been mildly inconvenienced
This is the post that will get me two thousand followers, at last fulfilling my pact and releasing me from my bonds
Dentist calling me a good girl load-bearing my self-esteem
adonis (and cait)@cait.bsky.social · 3mo agowell your girl has to have a tooth extracted which is not ideal. but at least the oral surgeon told me what a good patient I am several times
Coldplay can’t keep getting away with this
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 4mo agothey're saying boston is yellow now
You’re telling me Disney’s got drip like this?
Jac@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 4mo agobeing a kingdom hearts adult is just being a Disney adult with extra steps
The photo shows Graham Platner staring soulfully but manfully towards the horizon, surrounded by his true love, the sea, which is as indifferent to consent as he is.
Your programs will fall down if your taskbar is not at the bottom. This why sidebars and topbars are unnatural and against gods will
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4mo agoeven if it makes sense i think putting the computer operating system taskbar on the left or right side is weird. its unnatural. god didnt make the software that way
We are going to kill two birds with one stone by unleashing screen-addicted children to commit domestic terrorism against data centres. I am projecting a 362% increase in quality of life
r o o@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 4mo agoWhen people talk about taking kids' devices away w/o addressing how they have fuck all else to do, I think about the insane shit all the bored suburban kids I knew got up to before cell phones You can't just take their phones away or they're gonna get into making homemade napalm & burn a field down