Had a wonderful birthday thanks to my friends @paladinaeron.bsky.social, @cadaver-corgi.bsky.social, and my precious bunny, @matthewmakes.bsky.social, who made this spectacular cake! You all spoil me rotten.
Jack Marshel💚🖤
@laughingjackwise.bsky.social
Eldritch horror, @matthewmakes' personal boogeyman and lover💚🖤 Professional yearner, lover of colors Laughing Jack fictive (bodily 21+)
Happy 1 year anniversary to my husband, @laughingjackwise.bsky.social 🖤💚 I love you so much and I can't wait to see what this next year will bring.
Beautifully rare-medium rare steak, mashed potatoes with chicken gravy, grean beans, and sourdough toast. Another beautiful and spectacular dish made by my precious sweet bunny, @matthewmakes.bsky.social! His food always makes me feel better when I'm ill💚🖤
Believe it or not, but the red leader can get sick. My pappa, @laughingjackwise.bsky.social made me tea, soup, and toast on this sickly day. Yes, I've claim a Laughing Jack alter as a father. Sue me. #laughingjack #tord #eddsworld #redleader
A delicious salad made by precious husband🥰 we watched a bunch of movies together last night, it was lovely.
Had a spectacular birthday yesterday thanks to my delicious husband, @matthewmakes.bsky.social!! I received so many lovely gifts including a delightful tea set. I love it so much! Thank you and friends for the wonderful get-together😊
My spectacular human, @matthewmakes.bsky.social has done it again~! A delicious steak dinner with roasted brussel sprouts and steamed broccoli. Absolutely mouthwatering and amazing after a long day of being sick.
I get to see my precious human tomorrow and spend some time with my (adoptive?) son today. Very nice week :^)
My beautiful husband keeps cooking the most wonderful meals for me. The eggs were so runny, it was like biting into a human🤤 I got to try eating him for the first time afterwards, too. He's just as delicious as his cooking~! My precious sweet boy, no one can ever take him away from me💚🖤
(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
Hey just so you guys know (if you haven't read my bio already) I don't like anything AI and you shouldn't either. I understand why people enjoy the silly trends and memes and roleplays, but it directly contributes to California being on fire and the South turning into a giant fucking glacier.
Pretty re-animated corpse lady (her name is Ellie😊) #OC #bodyhorror #horrorOC
I said hello to the line of people waiting I call this: "Hi, queue."
My wonderful @matthewmakes.bsky.social made me dinner again tonight💚🖤 It was delicious! I love my sweet husband so much.
Have some doodles I made a while back. @cadaver-corgi.bsky.social and his partner in the first. @matthewmakes.bsky.social and @laughingjackwise.bsky.social is the second. @blackeyedking.bsky.social and @hecallsmeprincey.bsky.social is the third. #eddworld #fnaf #laughingjack
I hate going to funerals at dawn. I'm just not a mourning person. #dadjoke #puns #jokeoftheday
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?
Bloody hell, I look up the hashtag "dadjoke" and was flashbanged with a man's unhealthily fat penis. Sir, I wanted to pig out on some dad jokes, not to see your hog.