God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, worshiped and eat your still beating heart
God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little
Ruin Jane
@laurenjane.bsky.social
Kind not nice | they / them | 21+ . moderately tolerable but incredibly worthwhile . Queer Pornographic Artist & Author https://www.laurenjanek.com/
God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, worshiped and eat your still beating heart
God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little
What is the film that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? ( I was going to say Ghostbusters but it came out like 2 days after I was born ) .
Charade Can'T Meet Anyone New
Alt: Charade "Can't Meet Anyone New" - Audrey Hepburn delivering one of her first of many completely hilarious lines. I fucking love this movie. I
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What is the film that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
Apparently it's #BannedBooksWeek? ...maybe this week is the time to write and publish that list of popular fiction books confiscated by the CBSA for obscenity?
It's finally here! Are you ready to join us in kicking off #BannedBooksWeek?! This year's event is too big for just one piece of art, so we have THREE! #LetBooksBe bannedbooksweek.org
People in the developed world have seen themselves as temporarily-embarrassed celebrities for so long that the idea of not doing something that might get you some attention (positive or negative, it doesn't matter) is intolerable. This is a subtweet of about ten different things.
The blue film with @laurenjane.bsky.social many years ago. One of our first films.
Adding 'The Thing' to my Unofficial Official Vietnam War Movie collection. Do not correct me. Thanks. Ps: love watching movies with you, @jprobichaud.bsky.social
Just rewatched John Carpenter's THE THING with @laurenjane.bsky.social and I'm hard pressed to think of another movie that stands up to as many repeat viewings as this one does. An absolute unquestionable masterpiece of suspense, suspicion, and dread.
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
bad photos in the woods hair feathered like a bed alive as a dragonfly, saying my best mood is creek in the summer ... . with Julia & @vacantchurch.bsky.social
I had a dream I stole Jesus's wings, which, when removed, turned from light to wooden carvings. I secured them to my back from a nail in my neck & wandered through the forest. Just as I was about to sit and eat a bowl of juniper leaves, an Angel came, carrying Jesus, & told me to give them back.
bad photos in the woods hair feathered like a bed alive as a dragonfly, saying my best mood is creek in the summer ... . with Julia & @vacantchurch.bsky.social
I had a dream I stole Jesus's wings, which, when removed, turned from light to wooden carvings. I secured them to my back from a nail in my neck & wandered through the forest. Just as I was about to sit and eat a bowl of juniper leaves, an Angel came, carrying Jesus, & told me to give them back.
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
Clank clank clank the chain on the metal bedframe. [ @laurenjane.bsky.social comfy and cozy ]
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet