being an alum of a rich people school is SO funny. last night i got an email that the Reed College ski cabin is closed due to wildfires and it made me dissociate a little.

why do men at work always write "I have a question" and then wait for you to respond

my love of Spider-Man is an integral part of my American identity that can and will be exploited by Hollywood. it's one of my great weaknesses, but in that weakness is strength.

Great advice for moviegoers: "It’s okay to enjoy a stupid movie. And stupid movies aren’t always bad ones." You may replace "stupid" with "trashy," "horny," and "tedious."

Aftermath@aftermath.site · 5d ago

I am here to defend the noble action movie from the classicist Emily Wilson: aftermath.site/the-odyssey-em...

i hope Hank Green does better because he's one of our finest American treasures but he's been dumb as bricks about AI for ages. knitters stay away from me about this one.

A strip done in collaboration with the @humanartistry.bsky.social , starring Question Hound as he gets some unwanted help for a comic he’s working on:

it's crazy to me that sports teams are not socially owned TBQH

these claims are in conflict with the wildly rosy results from the ecoNW analysis that has apparently existed since last spring showing $14B in net economic activity from $600M in construction work

Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 6d ago

if this is going to be the line then fuck these guys

academics have GOT to stop writing call out essays about popular media. this cannot be the way

feels so fucking good to be in on the zeitgeist for a Nolan movie. like, what a relief that I'm not gonna cringe through the whole awards season

we saw the trailer for Other Mommy, and Austen said "missed opportunity to call it Other Mother," and I love the man but frankly that's the most obtuse thing he's ever said. Other Mommy is perfection

action news in philly was literally stopping people in traffic to break the news about lebron signing with the sixers

the new Ryusuke Hamaguchi movie comes out in November. in November there will be a Ryusuke Hamaguchi movie in theaters to watch. Ryusuke Hamaguchi made a new movie, and in November I get to see it. everyone

a thing they never told me about being smart is that you'll spend the rest of your life dealing with idiots and feeling fucking crazy

when your boss hates you but is also terrified of you. that's the power fantasy im living rn

i took testosterone and it didnt make me a warrior at all. it mostly made me really hungry and have zits

Thank god there are no gender studies classes anymore otherwise we might be able to figure out what's going on here.

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

Girls’* night *gems

im gonna quit my job and make fanart of the lesbians born on my Tomodachi Life island

happy dead guy day. warming up for the big one

after months of playing Tomodachi Life, i can report to you that a Mii's great-grandparent is not coded as their relative. because of this, one of my Miis is in love with her second cousin once removed. happy to share the results of my breeding science

i've supported her through and through but it is especially sad to see the Lloyd Center finally taken off life support as it entered its punk rock era. Floating World and some other stores made it a destination for weird nerds. RIP my beloved. Tanya Harding learned to skate there

Portland Mercury@portlandmercury.com · 4w ago

Portland’s Lloyd Center defenders couldn’t get the City Council to intervene in the mall’s imminent closure. The Council voted Wednesday not to uphold appeal of a master plan for the site that will see the property demolished and redeveloped into a mix of housing, retail and entertainment.

[waking up from a weeks long fugue state] wait a second that guy had a straight up nazi tattoo

boy they really patched the fuck outta Tomodachi Life, since my miis stopped getting along we have not known peace. one of them's about to get divorced for the second time and ive been DOTING on their relationship

the roads in Portland are so fucked i think we should be rioting in the streets about it personally. general strike until they fix the fucking roads

maybe the most awesome dm request ever

if asking me to turn up my AC is communism then why does my landlord do it every summer?

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning