Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
Leigh Harlen (Birch)
@leighharlen.bsky.social
Horror writer living on Duwamish land/Seattle, crocheter, and autistic queer trans nonbinary goblin prince. Novellas: A Feast for Flies and Queens of Noise. Monarchs of Mischief coming soon! Fuck AI. leighharlen.com https://findyourfamiliar.bigcartel.com/
I just love when the weather is "smoke". This is fine
Polaris has discovered a dog he does not like. His name is Ike. Polaris does NOT like Ike.
“Your post is trending on nextdoor!” Terrified Ripley & Xenomorph .gif
Barker: this is shit, man Barker: real bad Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Barker: they're making an AI horror movie Shelley: ned ludd was right all along Shelley: we shoulda broken that fuckin loom when we had the chance
Fast forwarding a few years because either not alive or about 6. Farmer, automotive factory worker, hairdresser in a mortuary, or deadbeat.
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d agoEnough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Whoooooo's ready to hear about blood drinking birds and parasitic butterflies!?!!
ETX Gov@etxgov.myatproto.social · last wk.You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?
what stage of transitioning is "cis dudes I don't know keep calling me buddy?'"
HELLO I better see everybody AND THEIR RICH FRIENDS supporting Neon Hemlock because WHOMST ELSE IS OUT THERE publishing such fine novellas? novellae? NOVELLOSITIES. NOBODY, THAT'S WHOMST
Neon Hemlock@neonhemlock.bsky.social · 2w agoPre-order now in Vol. 7 of the Neon Hemlock Novella Series: www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...
My grandma died* making me now "none of my grandparents are still alive" years old. Which feels really weird because as a kid I had great grandparents even *I'm sad in a vague way for childhood reasons but she sucked, we haven't spoken in over a decade so condolences aren't really needed
This is a good thread and comment section
AK Faulkner 🔜 MCM Birmingham@ravenswordpress.com · 2w agoFLAWLESS time to share my favourite dude rocking 😆
Missing the dame today and just thinking about what a good book model she was. Giving her paw of approval to @snarkbat.bsky.social @blairbraverman.bsky.social @ninocipri.bsky.social @premeemohamed.com and her favorite, @littlebadger.bsky.social
I mean... it's been a bit since I read the book but we literally do get his origin story in A Christmas Carol when he's visited by the ghost of Christmas past. Of all the pointless origin story movies this is one of the most pointless.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
📚 Our seventh novella series crowdfund is now live 📚 Boosts appreciated!
As part of the launch of our novella crowdfund, hype to share the cover for THESE HOLLOW BODIES by Z.K. Abraham (@pegasusunder.bsky.social)! The cover was illustrated by Anan Sonn Kaaren @acloudboiii.bsky.social 🖌️
I felt this way about all the toast they kept giving me in Scotland and Ireland. What am I supposed to DO with an entire loaf of toast? What happens to the toast I don't eat? I seek answers.
Mhuyo@mhuyo.bsky.social · 2w agoMy first american restaurant experience
LOOK AT IT. The color. The shape. It's adorable and weird. AI can't improve on this it because it is perfection. It can only diminish.
I don't think I saw this one come across my timeline, so good job team.
Jo Wolfe, PhD@jopabinia.bsky.social · 2w agoUnfortunately this seems to me like another example of a real animal, slopped by AI 😡🦑 Check these source images from @mbarinews.bsky.social who actually observed it. No frontal "mouth" (just a fold between arms further down at most), no suckers visible when on the bottom, eyes less forward
A lens just popped out of my backup glasses so I guess I'm wearing my prescription sunglasses inside because the sun never sets on being a dumbass.
Leigh Harlen (Birch)@leighharlen.bsky.social · 2w agoIf any of my offline friends who are here are trying to text me, it'll be a few days. I uh MAYBE jumped into a lake with my phone in my pocket. And also wearing my glasses. I am good at impulse control.
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
timeline surprisingly split about the muppets today
If any of my offline friends who are here are trying to text me, it'll be a few days. I uh MAYBE jumped into a lake with my phone in my pocket. And also wearing my glasses. I am good at impulse control.