I was jerking off before work and my Sartha wanted to help, so she gets naked and tries to act sexy, pressing her tits against me and I was... Revolted. What the fuck is this bootfucking dog-thing doing in my bed? Get the fuck out of my sight and back in the kennel where you belong.
Leinth Aritimis (Elster)
@leintharitimis.bsky.social
Hai! 23 🏳️⚧️ | Pan, poly | It/Its | dms r open | discord: @leintharitimis deer mutt thing <3 Least favorite pilot, Most favorite sister!! So called rapebait Handler of @ancyor.bsky.social
I need to have girl look up at me with pure reverence and adoration in her eyes while I look down with uncaring disgust
i need to sink deeper into religious psychosis please and thank you
The thing is: Isabel Fall released "I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter and got harassed off the internet by cis people. Jacob Geller released “I am Turning Myself into a Video Game Plane” and is being celebrated. Trans people enjoyed both, but one of them was by us. That's my point.
This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server
Good morning, Sir! I know You've been stressed - but that's okay, Your service dog is here to help! Whether that be in the form of being Your eye candy, or Your cute latex and leather doll stored under Your desk, or a pretty maid to clean Your house in between Your holy beatings and molestations~
Being the obedient & eager service switch to an annoyed domme that wants to kick up her feet and a bratty sub that craves a beating is kind of like heaven actually
saw a design for a pride flag for people who use she/her in the way machines are addressed like that, but i didnt quite vibe with it so i made my own :> it's a swallowtail bc i'm a dumb nerd
little miss cptsd really really wants to apologize to you for something she doesnt even know if she did but shes so sorry please dont rraise your voice at her shes sorry shes sorry shes so sorry
"oooh maybe i did put something in your head or maybe i didn't-" sybau this is what you sound like #mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
Archon: ...So Below [Public] If you like Kione Monax, this is the story for you. If you hate Kione Monax, this is REALLY the story for you Also included is the appendix: an Imperial combat salvage inventory form archiveofourown.org/works/823894... archiveofourown.org/works/823894...
Hush. You're in my hands now. You aren't safe, but you are mine.
Girls will read HELLHOUND at 3am then after work the following day immediately go across the street to the thrift store to buy clothes for a Sartha fit
does anyone else remember this tv show from when they were kids? it was kinda fuckin weird ngl
I see girls named Sartha and I start drooling 🤤 🤤 😵💫
I cannot stress how much fun this is. I do it constantly and she still gets flustered every single time
One of my favorite subtle displays of dominance in a relationship is asking for her input and promptly ignoring it "What would you like, sweetie? Oh, an iced caramel latte? Okay! She'll have a black coffee."
The starbucks barista wrote "the sword of damocles weighs heavy" on my cup. like I know but it's kinda fucked up to point it ow
i think it's really fun when people have one or two very specific weaknesses and are fazed by very little else
just muttered "for elf pussy" under my breath like i was carrying the world on my shoulder. girl im playing bloons
One massive myocardial infarction would fix a lot of things.
Effective utilization of the KLBR units is of utmost importance for the operations of our Commander. #SIGNALIS