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Nate. wrote some tweets about free iPads or something. yelled some stuff in the game where you date dads. doesn't sleep enough. avatar and header are from Jessica Hayworth and Super Mario Bros. (1993), respectively
what if the second that rocket hits the moon, he gets dropped into an industrial shredder like history's most grandiose dunk tank
oh shit new season of Crowd Control today also, what freak at dropout decided to make the videos autoplay on mute? only a maniac would decide this
new water pitcher tastes the way the grade school library in Okinawa used to smell wow
Ha...so...you heroes may have defeated me...but there I have one final attack. Can you survive it?! The wrath of the Demon King!!!!! *I pass legislation to redistrict the kingdom in favor of the National Demon King Party and remove spending limits, ensuring another 100 years of NDKP leadership*
only a few more days to fill my slots and I am only half way to my goal! please share!
Grayson@wildrumpus.bsky.social · last wk.opening up some commissions slots to raise funds cover my rent! really struggling to find work. DM me if you are interested! 50$ USD: chibi model / single colour background 100$ USD: model / custom background 150$ USD: model / custom background + 3D printable file #blender3d #b3d #gamedev
Collecting all the Trial Separation of Monkey Island™ pieces in one place. You can purchase them as prints here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/gora... I'm all fan arted out after this.
"sir that laudanum was supposed to last us the entire trip"
Red Durkin@daedsider.bsky.social · 2y ago
@kaseygifford.bsky.social hey Kasey, have you seen this new and important in-browser horse magnification game? wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnif...
Horse Magnifier: Jam Edition by wer8888
game where you magnify horses
wer8888.itch.io
hey remember when every post was like Nobody: Crazy Taxi soundtrack: YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
This image has been killing me bc that’s literally just Dale Gribble
for the first time in a decade, I feel like I want to draw again. it’s still frustrating that my hand can’t do what my mind wants it to, but I don’t think that’ll ever change
the opening chords of Corona play Hi I'm Doctor Ashutosh Tewari, leader of the Milton and Carroll Petrie Department of Urology at Mount Sinai hospital, and this is "Bowling for Taints." Corona continues
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Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
well somehow my account is at -87$ after paypal charged me for something three times. I have two slots I really need to fill so please share!
Grayson@wildrumpus.bsky.social · last mo.opening up some commissions slots to raise funds for my rent and groceries, get a custom 3D model! DM me if you are interested! 50$ USD: chibi model / single colour background 100$ USD: model / custom background 150$ USD: model / custom background + 3D printable file #blender3d #b3d #gamedev
they have to make sure children stop believing in santa so he doesn't gain too much power, but they have to believe in him enough for him to stay in the CIA black site
I know Wile E. Coyote was aiming for immediate results, but I'm pretty sure feeding the roadrunner iron birdseed couldn't have been good for its digestion
according to the officers on scene, she was absolutely poured into those jeans dude god damn
sorry can we please rewind High Intellectual Potential? they showed Audrey Fleurot in one of her Fran Fine skirts and I simply could not focus on the subtitles anymore
I'm rewatching Wet Hot American Summer for the first time in like ten years and experiencing the type of bisexual crisis people have watching The Mummy (1999)
Valentine's Day has come and gone, and the Farmhouse Mystery Kids test Grandma's patience by leaving their candy wrappers lying around the house. But when a voice calling itself the Secret Admirer speaks to him from a mysterious old chocolate box, Teddy learns some treats have a terror-filled center