There should make a new Etrian Odyssey game.

i'm so tired of trying to use an app or a website like a normal person and then the ceo will be like "i don't see enough racists on my app and that means it's a total failure. i need everyone who uses my app to get super fucking racist right now, or i'm going to kill myself in front of you"

Drive impact is fine but it's not even in the top ten reasons the game is successful. At least, not because it's that specific mechanic working in that specific way. Copying it to borrow that success means you're already so far behind SF there's no reason not to do something different instead.

I hit "unsubscribe from all emails" every chance I get, but they still send them to me anyway.

Ha...so...you heroes may have defeated me...but there I have one final attack. Can you survive it?! The wrath of the Demon King!!!!! *I pass legislation to redistrict the kingdom in favor of the National Demon King Party and remove spending limits, ensuring another 100 years of NDKP leadership*

Something I really appreciate about danmaku games is the thing where the moment you kill a boss, all of their bullshit dies with them. If only, right.

I would have to say the absolute worst thing about chronic pain is that it hurts.

Be a good dom for sub mommy

We’re watching a Luigi’s Mansion speedrun and Joel just sent me this

Last night, at 2:17AM, every child in Ms Gandy’s class woke up, got out of bed, walked downstairs, opened the door, and developed rapid onset gender dysphoria.

there are NO social plays NO themes of community and ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND KINDS OF CAR

this is my EVIL RULES-HEAVY and STORY-LIGHT ttrpg framework focused on RIGIDITY, LACK of PLAYER AGENCY, SOLIPSISM, and MEANINGLESS decision making

I think it harms Journalism that the message that the media has sent to us over the last several years is that no matter what a person does it’s impossible to credibly be sure that they are a Nazi.

decided to take my old TE apart and found a prank waiting a near decade to be found. Well played man

The ancient prophecy didn’t foretell nothin. Fuck

Noelle Palmer

so inspiring when he said this

A side project I've been working on—a curated link page of important essays on video game narrative—is now live. You can read about it on my blog: azhdarchid.com/the-game-nar... Or you can go straight to the dedicated website: www.gamenarrativereader.org

The Game Narrative Reader, Zeroth Edition

Announcing a curated, thematic link page of important essays and articles about video game narrative.

azhdarchid.com

harada is so fucking funny dude

Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib

"I'm not gonna play the Avatar game but I won't judge you if you do" nah fuck that. Irene walked away from a five figure payday to say fuck this shit, I judge mfs for just having bad taste in FGs you think I'm gonna sit this one out?? not buying a game is the easiest thing in the world.

durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me

my sister asked me "are there any games on the ps1 like pound" and i was like "what the hell is pound??????" and

Duskbloods. Meet the Duskbloods. They're a modern FromSoft family.

The pokemon type classification system implicitly argues that clowns are fairies. Can’t say I disagree on principle but I want to see the evidence on this.