I...hmm

But they gotta *wanna* change

Kalvin the Reindeer@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 7h ago

HER: can you change the baby? ME: [to baby] maybe try being less loud

Here's an Ai video of what your town will look like after the zombie apocalypse. Spoilers: it's the same but with some more broken windows.

Yo Bristol people! Am looking for a room that's within housing benefit/UC range and that's cat friendly. Gimme a shout if you hear anything, yeah? Safe. x

This one goes out to @samuraicop69.bsky.social

jack@jackh97.bsky.social · 7mo ago

does anyone have that video

I genuinely despise this company

Please enjoy these sparrows hanging out on lotus flowers

I am always saying this

Onion rings that are only batter with a touch of onion seasoning should be illegal.

Is it working yet? The scolding?

If you’re not a good person in this life, you won’t get to join the skeleton army in the next.

The great adhd myth suggests that everyone wakes with their brain loudly mulling over four different topics while at the club (today featuring Psy’s 2012 hit, Gangnam Style)

Me when the morning alarm sounds

Appalled by the vacuum cleaner's lack of decorum

I fucking hate doctors.

I don’t need to acknowledge the opinions of those who don’t care autistic and learning disabled people were given do not resuscitate orders during the height of covid.

covid is important because it was a concrete lesson in how far the state would go to protect its citizens (not very far), and which populations it was willing to sacrifice in order to prop up business owners (the elderly, disabled, health workers and every part of the informal economy)

British people love to look at any catastrophe and say "well it didn't impact me directly so any measures to mitigate it must have been unnecessary" just because they couldn't get their treats for a little bit.

Not only did we successfully take Cosmo to the cinema, my wife took one of the greatest photos of me that's ever been taken. The fucking aura in this photo oh my god

Addy the Walnut@adrianics.bsky.social · 5d ago

Taking Cosmo to a dog friendly screening of the new Spiderman today

Sound on

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · last wk.

Here we are again. SEW says it's very hard to pump water uphill. And this is while there is still enough water to go around.

Death, death, to Channel 4

Plans approved for AI data Centre in Brick Lane The government statement on this is about the need for new homes when it is providing a grand total of SIX social rent units.

These turned out lovely, but since I was trying out the design on a scrap piece with stuff on the back, I thought I'd post them and see who wants to nab a lovely Edinburgh souvenir without having to visit during peak season. £17 (£15+£2 p&p within UK only, normal price £20) square.link/u/5LDMF2yX