Wife is trying to gaslight me about Poppin Fresh again. “He’s the Pillsbury Doughboy!” she says. I know. That’s his JOB TITLE. His name is Poppin Fresh. It has always been POPPIN FRESH.
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Flaneur. reply gentleman. cinema. cat respecter. Philly 🦅 Abolish Ice I block people who jackoff to cartoons
I wonder if this past week of bond shenanigans nuke’s Scott Bessent’s bond fides as the steady hand. Not great for his credibility.
I’m going out on a limb and guessing the masked guy who’s running up on people in center city Philly is going to get CLAPPED.
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OpenAI’s RPO sales figures are just an enormous unsecured loan book. Microsoft walked away from similar obligations earlier this year to reduce their exposure.
‘The revised plan would lower the size of Nvidia’s financial guarantee to less than $120 billion, a change made to address investors’ concerns about the chipmaker’s risk exposure as it wields its balance sheet to bolster demand for its artificial-intelligence chips.’ www.wsj.com/tech/nvidia-...
I swear to fuggin GAWD the libs better be working on Project 2028
Your Doby jokes fall flat as I don’t read children’s books about British wizards and OTHER BULLSHIT
I've written a lot more about "America's new swing voter" today, showing how "anti-system orientation" is distinct from left-right ideology & driving much if not most of the gains for (1) the DSA in primaries and (2) the Democrats for the general election. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-08-11...
Send the Choosin Texas lady on a rocket ship to Mars (one way) along with the master tapes of that goddamn annoying song.
1. AI is a credit driven RE boom which is overextended 2. It depends on continuing rounds of higher valuations marks which it cannot meet, deceleration has already begun 3. It needs to go public to make retail investors the bag holders but can’t because this opens their books which are atrocious
Huge red flag, OpenAI wants the govt to backstop them before they collapse. We are sprinting towards a catastrophe. They are using Trumps greed to help spread the risk onto US taxpayers www.technologyreview.com/2026/07/06/1...
Your family's $300 stake in OpenAI
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They still tell people this now, including men. It’s not really a scandal it’s just not necessary to do reconstructive surgery on people if they’re not athletes.
In the 80's I was told I needed knee surgery but the surgeon told me it was a waste of operating room time because I wasn't an athlete and all I was ever going to be was a "housewife" so just learn to deal with it
I will reiterate: Christians in the West evangelize in public for the same reason men catcall. Neither is trying to persuade you; both are reminding you that the public sphere belongs to them and you exist in it at their sufferance.
Superintendent? I want you to know you have a whore living in 2R!
I’m ready for presidential candidates whose platform include arresting Trump immediately for treason.
Look who ventures to the land of courageous spirits! He is fearless as the fearsome herd of sparrows of Adad. His intelligence is that of the jackal, his hair is that of the heifer!
NYT framing this as if several other Presidents had the same issue - no just this one President who is insane and incompetent