I am the worst audience 😹☠️ I often don’t have the “expected response.” Eg the Balrog in LOTR - so cute! The teeny horns! (My friend was so upset I it was adorable 😅 he was all “IT’S A CREATURE OF ANCIENT EVIL!”) And current read - 🙄 specially trained attack snake. Should be “oh no!” But I’m just 🙄😹😒

“What’s the point of pretending? If it hurts, just say it. It’s not shameful to show weakness in front of people close to you. Insisting on being tough only makes things harder for yourself, and no one even knows.” #LimeBookTruths

I also have necklaces in a variety of styles.

trying to add "no bilingual packaging" to a trade deal with Canada at the 11th hour is hilarious, it's like trying to add "and ban handguns" to the US side of the agreement

If I had $1 for every time a “translation” incorrectly calls/labels a concubine as “aunt” I wouldn’t have to worry about money anymore.

Transunion says I have a personal loan of nearly 20k that I know nothing about and I already felt like I was on the verge of throwing up “thanks” to my endless migraine … so great. (Also I cannot handle this shit. Come the fuck on, universe.)

i was going to say that deshaun watson's self-victimization is right out of the maga playbook but that would imply that he can read a playbook

This should be recirculated like Tom Holland.

Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙@blabalino.com · yesterday

Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10

These things read resumes.

Saw this on LinkedIn and just had to check

American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Librarian: This glass cost $186.75 and expires after you’ve used it for 12 months.

Rain@simplyrain.bsky.social · 22h ago

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty School librarian: with no budget, I can use this glass again and again in multiple ways including as a bookmark holder, pen dispenser, makerspace tool, vase, decor, this or that container, sell to make money...

ATTENTION INDIE PUB FOLKS: If you publish anything with Ingram, you have to SUBMIT THIS FORM to Opt Out of Physical Sales to AI Companies. It takes 2 minutes. www.ingramcontent.com/page/ai-opt-... #BookSky

Ram-Head Rhyton https://clevelandart.org/art/1988.8

And the harm she continues to cause. Golden rule for life: Judge people on their actions, not their words. JKR is deeply broken.

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ Super Jersey A317@zoewithasword.bsky.social · yesterday

It goes without saying but just in case: You absolutely do not have to hand it to JK Rowling. Even if she DID mean what she says about trans adults (which she doesn't, she is constantly attacking trans adults just trying to live their lives) it doesn't mean anything given the HARM she has caused

If you want a timeline cleanse I lost it at the Rabbit 🤷‍♂️

… why is it so bright outside at nearly 4 AM.

give me a single image from a film that makes you hear the song from the soundtrack on your head

Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt Cable Drop

Alt: Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt Cable Drop in (the 1996?) Mission Impossible

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Lexxie Couper/Elle Couper@lexxiecouperwrites.bsky.social · yesterday

give me a single image from a film that makes you hear the song from the soundtrack on your head

Viki just added the #cdrama #PullStrings to the coming soon section Looks like a comedy xianxia youtu.be/l3togKVn10o?...

ENGSUB【师兄太稳健 Pull Strings】首发预告：💥敖瑞鹏苟里苟气步步为营！ | 敖瑞鹏 / 孙珍妮 / 敖子逸 / 艾米 | 古装奇幻片 | 优酷华语剧场

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How many insane things can Trump say in a day for the media to treat it as important as Biden forgetting a name.

Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night

JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social · 4d ago

“I know this is going to sound extremely radical, or crazy,” she recounted telling the woman, “but ICE is there at the gate, and they're looking for you."

I did not know Roberts has a private island (altho ofc he does) but I love that people who did know that paddled up to it to protest Like, the amount of loathing for you and your fascist BS required to go interrupt your vacation via canoe lmao

Alex Aronson@alexaronson.bsky.social · 2d ago

Can’t we just let the Chief Justice enjoy his private island in peace? We used to have a society. www.midcoastvillager.com/news/politic...

This is really, really NOT GOOD. Stars And Stripes is the physical newspaper available on military bases and is where many military people go to understand what is happening. Without integrity in that reporting there are a whole host of risks.

Lynn Sacco@urbanexile.bsky.social · yesterday

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A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation this week in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation. https://www.notus.org/immigration/baby-asylum-hearing

Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application

The 1-year-old is one of the migrant children who advocates say appeared in immigration court without legal representation.

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Sudden spike in my endless migraine. It hurts and is difficult to breathe. 😿

"Do you have the gloves that the Judge used at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" [engineer pulls gloves out of a cabinet labeled THE GLOVES] "Yeah. Those are the ones."

This is on in the background right now ... And I'm thinking of a reel I saw that reminded me ... :X do ... (>.> white people) who go to e.g. Chinese restaurants not know about/understand eating family style still? So like they'd order a dish and singly eat it all themselves? Does that still happen?

Lucky Chow Season 8, Episode 3: Berlin, Edible Art

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Ok #cdrama friends who else is excited about them lifting the 40 episode cap? 😹😇 bring back the epic costume dramas! I’M READY!!! (Plus no more one year wait between seasons… give us a second Love Like the Galaxy!)

monroe strawberries, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1916

Natalie Harp is one year older than Zohran Mamdani, one year younger than Alexandra Ocasio Cortez, and five years younger than my grandmother was when I was born. She is four years younger than Jon Ossoff; they are peers.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago

Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.