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You ainโ€™t never had an orb like me ๐Ÿ’ฅ minors dni/content is my own/satire/parody/สฯƒฦ™าฝส‚/สŠีผส€ษ›วŸสŸ/ล‚โ‚ฅโ‚ฅโ‚ณโ‚ฎษ†โฑคล‚โ‚ณโฑ 

What is horrifying is that if you look up any social media there's people who've monetized telling aspiring canners one weird trick, the government doesn't want you to know, and that trick is killing your family with botulism.

WARREN: Do you still work for Capital One today? JOHNSON: I do. I'm here today in my personal capacity W: Ok. But they're paying you to get confirmed for this job. I also understand they're letting you keep a bonus you haven't yet earned. They must be really excited about getting you confirmed.

Itโ€™s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, itโ€™s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com ยท 2mo ago

"The public has swung 49 points against data centers in just nine months" lol heatmap.news/politics/ame...

This is basically true wrt the invention of โ€œjaywalkingโ€. Previously pedestrians ruled the streets but w the intro of cars many people were being killed. So the auto industry lobbied to pass laws making it illegal to cross the street & ran PSAs calling anyone who was hit a f***ing idiot (โ€œjayโ€).

1910s PSA comic illustration โ€œa traffic problem- jay walking - donโ€™t be a Jay Walkerโ€

National Safety Council, scanned from the paper "Street Rivals: Jaywalking and the Invention of the Motor Age Street" by Peter D. Norton
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago

Itโ€™s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, itโ€™s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad