Adrian Dogpenis
@dingusuhum.neocities.org
you cannot run from your own bunghole
Get run over with the ice rink roller vehicle? ——- ———————— | OK | | Maybe Later | ——- ———————-
the one piece of credit i will give the toxic november 24 crowd is that they have eternally broken the dreams of the dipshits that run this website
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
I know it’s not Friday but it is fuck Craig Brittain every day.
Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
oh no god forbid protecting history make line go up slower
📢 Chris Bishop says an investigation found some heritage provisions are having negative impacts on economic growth.
it really needs to happen to this guy too
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
i'm sorry people were mean to you, but are you still helping fund the NYT's campaign against trans people or not ken?
There are more people who've parlayed middling athletic prospects into profitable careers decrying the inclusion of trans women in sports than there are trans women in sports.
modern teens will never have the experience of excitedly thinking they saw a titty on a scrambled over-the-air TV channel and i think that's a shame.
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Sure sex goes dummy, but have you considered the fact that tomorrow is Friday.
i'm not positive, but i bet you Zohran Mamdani has been mayor of nyc for like 3 hours, wow. i feel exhausted.
People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
attention everybody, a cishet white man has opinions on slurs
I'll speak for whoever I feel like speaking for and if you're also on the "you can say that word if you're trans" bandwagon then you're just as wrong as the other idiot is. The right to "re-claim" a pejorative insult is the dumbest hill to die on.
Hollywood is officially out of ideas. About 20 years ago they made a movie called SPIDER-MAN and it was a hit. Flash forward to 2026 and there’s a new movie opening today called (you guessed it) SPIDER-MAN. He even dresses in the same costume
oh yeah well my AI hacked five different companies AND the pentagon and no you can't meet it it lives in Canada and goes to another school
BREAKING: Anthropic announced that its artificial intelligence models had breached three different organizations during cybersecurity tests that went awry, a little more than a week after its chief rival, OpenAI, disclosed a similar incident.
Reading ken Jennings posts and sadly shaking my head and throwing Mormonism on a big kerosene soaked pile labeled ‘gay religions’
good to see getting a quip in is more important to you than trans people are, ken
Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts
my little thing is flapping in the wind and emitting a haunting tone