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LINCARD1000

@lincard1000.bsky.social

I ate all the pies. ngai Aotearoa ahau. Filthy SJW and unrepentant lefty, greeny, hobbyist sci-fi writer, non-heterosexual 😝🏳️‍🌈 he/him, 18+

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LINCARD1000@lincard1000.bsky.social · last wk.

I won my category at the AoNZ national bottle & collectables show. Too bad I was the only entrant in my “patent medicines” category, so a hollow victory. Ah well. Anyhoo, if you’re in the Tron today, come visit the show, some cool displays up to look at 😊

Collection of coloured glass antique bottles on display with the title of “snake oil”. Old quack cures, herbal medicines and the like.
LINCARD1000@lincard1000.bsky.social · last mo.

Lux-flake’s impudicity is not just a unique indictment, but one on the entire coalition, and everyone who voted for them. #nzpol

Grandiloquent Word of the Day@grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · last mo.

Impudicity [im-pyoo-DIS-ih-tee] (n.) - A lack of humility or shame; immodesty. Used in a sentence: “The gamboge grifter’s ridiculous fusion of imbecility and impudicity makes him a blundering laughingstock as he rage-sweats his way through another cack-handed interview.”

A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme for "Impudicity" - defined as “A lack of humility or shame; immodesty.” At right, an antique black-and-white illustration shows a stout, man in a toga and a stock-pot for a hat, clutching a bible and glancing sideways. Example sentence: “The gamboge grifter’s ridiculous fusion of imbecility and impudicity makes him a blundering laughingstock as he rage-sweats his way through another cack-handed interview.”
Micah@rincewind.run · 2mo ago

Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic

I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
LINCARD1000@lincard1000.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Found this when sorting through some stuff to sell online. Not worth selling, but a reminder from previous elections that the more things change, the more they stay the same. AoNZ voters never learn. History repeats itself.

A fake $31 banknote made to look like a greenish $NZ20 banknote, warning NZ voters not to vote National, lest they fuck us over. Again.A fake banknote designed to look like a $NZ20 note, green coloured with warnings on it not to vote National, lest they sell out the country.
LINCARD1000@lincard1000.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A bit of an emotional pang, remembering stuff like this. When we had empathic leadership during a rather stressful time for everyone, *including* said leadership. The current lot, including the current opposition, could never 😞

Hayley@writagal.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Say what you will re Ardern but once we had a PM who bothered to go above and beyond, who personally answered questions from the public, who remembered detail across all portfolios. The contrast between this level of comms and now is night and day in such a bad way - mediocrity looks terrible on us.

jacindaardern This is a message for the kids of New Zealand. I've been asked by lots of you whether the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are an essential service (I even got asked in a press conference today!) I have good news, the are! But because we're all in isolation at the moment, the Easter Bunny might not make it to every house this year (they probably have to look after their own Bunny family too). So just in case, I'm wondering if you'll help me create an Easter egg hunt for all the children in your neighbourhood? You can draw your own Easter egg, or you can colour in the one that some of my clever friends helped to make. All you have to do is colour it in or decorate it, and pop it in your window for other kids to find. I'd also love to see your designs. If you email them to primeminister@parliament.govt.nz, or share them on social media using the hashtag #NZEggHunt, I'll pop a few of them here and on Facebook over the Easter weekend. Have fun everyone! P.S you can print a copy of this colouring sheet over on my Facebook page.