Guy who doesn't follow politics and thinks that Roe v. Wade is about how to cross a body of water
does "public life" include the recording studio? 🤞🤞🤞
In Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, green trampolines make Mario jump so high he goes offscreen for 6 seconds. By extracting his position values from the code, we can "zoom out" the stage and visualize his actual arc, which reveals just how absurdly high the jump is.
you can't say olive garden isn't fancy there's a lady here who actually has a pastel sweater tied around her shoulders
ahhhh that's Pickle yelling about his cat bed and his toys
lil wayne is 5'5? fair enough, that's lil. he's honest.
morrissey praising a body of water: 🎶 it was a good lake, good lake, it was a good lake, good lake 🎶
"please wait for host to be seated" ? they don't even have a chair, this could take ages
love boat episode where gopher and isaac accidentally provoke poseidon
some people who stink smell like dirty fish tanks and some people who stink smell like stale BBQ sauce and there's a way to tell which it will be before you smell them but I don't want to get into that
I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
apparently this poor air quality is the same as smoking a pack of cigarettes so I guess I have to come up with a smoker persona
people who are drunk off power and the power they have is like 2 bud lites
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
peeing my pants in the queue for the olive garden pasta pass
some may say I'm on something of an odyssey myself
linktothepabst@linktothepabst.bsky.social · 3w agoI'm 400,001 in line this'll be a breeze
if you're in line for the olive garden pasta pass, stay in line
me at the beginning of Con Air when Cameron Poe's lawyer recommends a guilty plea
