Mama is PLAYING and the kittens are BAFFLED. They didn't know she could do that!
roy 朗井
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retreating ever further into inscrutable idiolect he/him ・ english/nederlands/日本語 ・ USDA hardiness zone 9a or so ・ pole brands DNI. if you follow like 20,000 people i'm blocking you 日本語アカウントはこちら → @raibu.furomu.roys.house
Laufey would like you to know that cats also chase their tails😹 #cats
found out there's a fried plantain left in the bag from my chinese(-indonesian) order yesterday. it's been unrefrigerated for like 25 hours. do i risk it
old ladies stopping right in front of my house and having a very loud conversation lol. bless em
it didn't work yesterday but... what if i went to bed at 8:30pm i did not sleep well, or rather, i had my window open because of the heat and then i woke up before 6 because my neighbour went to work i guess and then a bunch of tractors showed up to work the land out back
roy 朗井@live.from.roys.house · yesterdaywhat if I just went to bed at 7.30 pm
why does everyone keep quote tweeting that fintwitter account afaict it's just shit with no sources like not to say it's not real but surely there's a news story you can link or whatever if it's meaningful or even better, just... don't engage with nonsense
And now it's up to 5,000+ likes. SIGH. That second paragraph is ridiculous. The GPS being unavailable was in a NOTAM which they would have gotten on the ground. They were unable to hold an altitude which has nothing to do with GPS. All pilots must fly & land without GPS. If you can't, do not fly.
Justin Ling@justinling.ca · 24h agoHoly shit. www.wired.com/story/a-civi...
guard who only tells lies: i don’t miss him at all. i never liked the guard who always tells the truth therapist: what would he have said if i asked him what you’d
technically not 35 yet but there is like. So much stuff to do out there. not against getting married but I don't think I'll ever get bored of Doing Stuff. you can just learn a language! or something!
Aiden Abett@cheatlines.co · 8h agoRemembering when a Twitter demographics fretter guy posted "I can't even imagine how unmarried men over 35 live, what do you do all day" and like 100 pleasant guys responded with their various hobbies and "extra time to think about submarines/the roman empire" etc
i am so sleepy. can't even focus on the stupid early meeting i'm in
drafts still confuse me. do you sit down at your writing desk with your pipe to workshop a post? i don't think i've ever saved a draft i just shit out whatever's in my head so it stops rattling around in there
so i woke up with my vestibular system doing something Interesting but i decided to go to work anyway. clocked out at 5pm because i am fuckin tired. now i have ordered: a bunch of chinese food
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
oh yeah i downloaded uhhhh Princess Jellyfish a while ago on a whim. let's start another show before finishing watching anything else
was thinking of getting a bottle of shochu so i could try making a shochu highball like the ones i liked having in japan. but idk that i would like to make an entire bottle's worth of them before i got sick of them lol
ok giving this taiari something something ojousama yada yada kakutou game whatever show a try
i have ordered a flirc skip 1s remote and a usb dongle for it, to hopefully replace the three remotes i have here now (and sometimes the wireless keyboard too)
@firefox.com what the fuck is a "widget". browsers are already so complicated why are you giving yourself more nonsense to do. i already have an operating system i don't want yours too
aw i wanted to order chinese food but while they are back from holidays, i misremembered and they're just regular closed on mondays