potentially a controversial take from me but lowkey think she shouldn’t. if you’re sending a 10 minute voice note just call them

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 17h ago

You be the judge: Should my girlfriend stop sending me 10-minute voice notes?

love splitwise my friend owes me £400

fuck you bitches i’m about to make it big off the back of my girl

I just don’t see how it sets up Sex and the City…

scented candles remind me of the dark times (when i was 19 and working in debenhams)

“We all bet we’d get to destroy the Amazon and workers‘ rights, our shareholders are furious“

Roy Edroso@edroso.bsky.social · 3d ago

Suck ass, The Economist

i was the big bad wolf from shrek

TW!?K@imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 4d ago

post a 3-10 second video of yourself 4 years ago when I passed out while doing a self tape during a heatwave. The jaunty piano music carrying on while I’m out kills me every time 😭

absolutely zero guidance on what to do if you’re in a tiny flat with no storage or?? a single room in a house share?? also as charlotte says in the next post it’s the GOVERNMENT’S JOB to stockpile shit and distribute when needed!! you figure it out!

Charlotte Lydia Riley@lottelydia.bsky.social · 5d ago

sorry, but the British government now apparently envisages a scenario that would require me to keep forty eight litres of drinking water in my house for emergencies? oh right I’ll just shove it in the reservoir I’ve got in the back bedroom then

met some great cats in the melbourne cat cafe

Victory for Lula, who has already reduced Amazon deforestation by 70% since 2022, means there is now a chance of ending deforestation of the rainforest entirely I’m weeping with joy for Brazil, for the Indigenous peoples of the Amazon, and for life on Earth 🇧🇷🌳🌎 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

Lula wins fourth term as Brazil president after historic upset over far-right Flávio Bolsonaro

Leftist incumbent Lula stages unprecedented comeback weeks after narrowly losing first round of election to Bolsonaro

theguardian.com

thank god lula won, i had low level stress about the amazon rainforest for months now

HIV treatments, hands down.

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 6d ago

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

crisp flavours

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 6d ago

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

being on a big holiday is grand like i have no idea what day of the week it is or how long ive been away for. time just moves more slowly and this is how we should be living fuck work!!!

my reels are now mostly german or french speakers so my rotting time now feels quite educational

Say what you like about Glee but "I didn't send her to an *active* crack house" is actually one of the funniest lines of anything ever

in australia and playing a fun game of ‘is that another language or do i not understand the australian accent’

love being on holiday but miss my cats

my only argument against this is a lot of young people are still flat sharing, so they’re kinda always socialising/it can feel awkward to have people over. plus for me it’s not true i go round my friend’s houses in the regular

Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 2w ago

hatttttttte this I hate it I hate it it makes me so sad I hate it www.ft.com/content/989c...

always makes me laugh now like centrist people in the uk love left wing US politicians. i feel they sanitise them of their politics because they enjoy the vibe

this just screams like a policy designed to make it look like they care about women without remotely tackling any of the issues women face

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2w ago

The British government is banning pornography that includes depictions of choking, incest & adults roleplaying as children. The ban goes into place from November 6th. (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)

On Question Time last night, I talked about the extractive economic model that has left Wales - and many other nations - impoverished *because they were so rich in resources*. You can see the problem simply by looking at the map: the infrastructure looks like a drainage system.

do i look hench and sexy in these photos with my friend?

Genuinely on this as a gay man - if someone told me at work that they thought my relationship was unacceptable I'd probably lamp them. For them to claim that homophobic view as protected by THE EQUALITY ACT is beyond fucking parody. Are cis het people okay? Are you seeing the shit you're writing?

Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21@darkeden21.bsky.social · 2w ago

Civil servant transgender guidelines leak just dropped:

staying in a very posh hotel in bali with my mate and they definitely think we’re a couple about to get engaged

to continue on the rich white girl problems, bali has run out of petrol which is making it rather difficult to get to our hotel

Just Æd 🏳️‍🌈@liverfrog.bsky.social · 2w ago

after a 12 hour journey i’m in Kuala Lumpur and have to wait 6 hours for my connection to Indonesia. very rich white girl problem but pray for me

one of josh’s best mates is a war correspondent and while she is reporting from syria, i’m messaging her like ‘do we feel i should change my flight home from australia to avoid qatar?’

after a 12 hour journey i’m in Kuala Lumpur and have to wait 6 hours for my connection to Indonesia. very rich white girl problem but pray for me

i’m really suffering because i can’t like reals about not wanting children less my myriad of friends with kids see and think i’m dunking on their lives

your reform voting uncle at christmas:

Spooky Lee@justleeokay.bsky.social · 2w ago

We should all fight about something