L.L. Bryant

@llbryant.ca

Author, father, retro-gamer, ancient Sonic fan, occasional funny person. I post as often as social anxiety allows. NEW BOOK: The Neonnis Knights: The White Knight and the Technosiah out now! https://llbryant.ca/books/

Dear Boom Sonic, I'm sorry for any negative criticism I've ever had about your lanky design. Recent events have shown me how wrong I was.

Thoughts on Star Fox after a few playthroughs now: - Still fun - Star Wolf's got hands now. It's not that I'm more than 25 years out of practice. Shut up. - some of the voice lines aren't exactly the same, which irks me even if they're delivered better. - Leon isn't French anymore. Sadness

The hardest part of being a writer was never the writing. For years I thought it was the marketing, but I have a new one. The scams, and the lack of trust when you're collaborating. That's a new one and it suuuuuuuucks. I want to trust, but this world is one where everyone is trying to fuck you.

Starting to feel like I'm getting played, but I don't have conclusive evidence to make a definitive call. Every red flag is explainable, but they're starting to pile up. If my suspicions are correct, I'm about to make an expensive mistake. If not, I'm tarnishing a reputation over nothing.

... Now, I'm not saying I built a shelf around my living room to display my amiibo collection. I am saying I have a very understanding wife who also likes these things, and a brother in law who knows how to build shelving.

A shelf of amiibo built into the wall. Another section of the shelf of amiibo built into the wall. Yet another section of the shelf of amiibo built into the wall. Notice a pattern yet?

I had a thought about writing an Isekai because it sounds fun. Then I realized I *kind of did with Technosiah, just it's not the main character who got brought to a new world to disrupt everything. Sure, there was no truck involved (all the regrets), but the main mechanic changes are there.

Man, I don't get annoyed when folks try to scam me. That's expected on the Internet. What annoys me is when there isn't any effort put in. If you're going to try to fuck me, buy me lunch at least.

Screenshot of an email that reads:

Hi Bryant,
I just finished your book, and honestly, it's still lingering in my mind. It grabbed me right from the first page and kept me hooked all the way through.

What really stood out to me was [mention a specific character, scene, theme, or writing style]. It resonated deeply and gave me a whole new perspective.