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Micah@rincewind.run · 2y ago

I believe someone can manage a fractional Scaramucci this term, it's gonna happen

There are roughly two Zacharias in one Scaramucci, and roughly three Scadamuccis in one Truss.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 5h ago

For those measuring at home, a Zacharia is, roughly, half a Scaramucci.

Americans will do just about anything but accept metric measurement units.

Rocky Alcoa@ivortossell.bsky.social · 5h ago

so 1 zacharia = 0.45 scaramuccis

The time period to make a Scaramucci joke on here is only like one Zacharia, so get it all out folks.

Best money I've spent in a while. All the drum kits and synth sounds of my yute. Flashable firmware makes it an emulator, basically.

GenXJamerican🇯🇲🇺🇸@genxjamerican.com · 9h ago

That sounds like a lot of fun for $80 and time spent learning how the stuff works. Maybe I need to make music badly on weekends, as a treat.

Archer is not on my YouTube TV library anymore, and leaving Netflix? Let me re-bootleg the whole shit again and get my Plex/Jellyfin box going Media consolidation is great

seems like poor leadership, perhaps they could hire some kind of business consultancy to help provide a more consistent management structure

The "Everyone really is 12" meme is still very much alive www.ft.com/content/a43a...

Tesla unveils ‘flying’ sports car with SpaceX rocket thrusters

Roadster makes debut after decade in development as EV maker tries to revive image as brash innovator

ft.com

Is everyone stupid? It's a car on a sled of rockets, are investors supposed to be impressed. How much thrust to lift a car full of batteries? Top Gear is already a thing, this is supposed to be a car company. Or was it a taxi company, or a tunnel company? So many stupid questions

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 16h ago

Tesla unveils ‘flying’ sports car with SpaceX rocket thrusters ft.trib.al/2Xf6qeK

Anybody else get these texts asking you to go to didthey dot vote ?? Seems like a way for whoever is doing it to link some data they have to some that they don't.

The owner of Twitter is actively working to manipulate elections and wars in favor of right wing and fascists regimes. Anyone still on Twitter is either clueless or complicit. The transition away from Twitter is pretty seamless. No more excuses.

Cool. Cool cool

Whitney Curry Wimbish@whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 2d ago

New from me in @prospect.org: ICE is fast-tracking a new domestic spy program that surveillance experts told me would give the agency even more power to terrorize anyone and everyone.

So the president shared the lion video? And a fake video of him taming the tiger? What a fucking Something Awful presidency of losers. Just the chuds banned from the worst channel on every platform, now with .gov emails.

Guess I'm going to have to practice disassociation with these shitty ass cubes. It's like Distraction Double Dare in here.

This press conf is so bad it won't stream for me.

Unrelated, they have started removing and restricting gpt access at work. Revoking license after inactivity, tiered usage levels. Have the tokens not made the line go up? Never had my Excel license revoked, sadly.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d ago

MORE BROADCOM CEO: ".. When you are a kid you go to a video arcade, you play. Your parents give you $10 of tokens, you finish it in 10 minutes and you haven’t learned anything. That’s what happening in enterprises today.”

What I want from the next Democratic administration is to put as many of these people in jail as possible. What I want from the upcoming Democratic majority is constant investigations that exposes as much of their criminal activity as possible for the next Democratic DOJ to use in indictments.

This is the entire American apartment market!

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social · 6d ago

My cousin organized a series of masked concerts in NYC so immunocompromised and other covid-conscious folks can still enjoy live music events, and is raising funds so he can keep doing so! Love and appreciation to anyone able to chip in 🙏🏾♥️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...

Positive Deviance NYC: Building Clean Air Culture

Back our next three clean-air NYC music events in 2027 and join a growing community building a more accessible cultural life.

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The PPG pitch bible was in one of these leaks and it basically says without Blossom the Powerpuff Girls would be worthless as superheroes

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 6d ago

⚠️ A massive leak containing model sheets, puppet rigs, storyboards, and other materials from Cartoon Network shows have been spread on the internet. Fans are speculating that the Skydance merger (as Paramount’s content is very notorious of getting leaked) was the cause.

When you have a Black creative director who pays attention

Principal of Beauty 🇯🇲@gingiesmom.bsky.social · 5d ago

Tis the season lol

That is a wild thing to tease. Hey, wanna see a guy get almost eaten by a tiger? We won't show the whole thing, but we will hint at where to find it. Hey, do you want to peek at your worst fear? No, look at it, look at it!

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 5d ago

this video should be available only to fucked up freaks on rotten dot com or liveleak, not NBC news

Current logical nightmare: someone creating a right-handed bacteria, virus, or anything that reproduces.

When the Auschwitz Memorial has to fact check the new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia for being a nut.

Google Gemini in Android Auto now asks me a question when I tell it "send a message to X" Instead of beeping and letting me talk, it asks "What do you want to say to X?" Shut up and do the task. Bullshit.

Tell this to a kid and ask them if they think that's how the world should work.

Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH@geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 6d ago

You cannot leave prison without a documented place to stay, a job or rehabilitation program lined up, and someone to come and pick you up. There was one woman we met who was there for 2 EXTRA years at the state prison cause she had no living family and simply couldnt get a ride

You cannot leave prison without a documented place to stay, a job or rehabilitation program lined up, and someone to come and pick you up. There was one woman we met who was there for 2 EXTRA years at the state prison cause she had no living family and simply couldnt get a ride

Prison Policy Initiative@prisonpolicy.org · last wk.

"Because of Idaho’s overcrowded prison population, some women can’t access the programming that commissioners expect them to complete before they’re released... Those women remain incarcerated longer, delaying access for other women"

It's tiring to say, but this is debt slavery.

Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH@geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 5d ago

People also cant believe there is such a thing as “cell rent.” 41 states have it & even if you leave early states like FL make you pay the TOTALITY of your original stay. One Black woman was billed $127,000 ($50 a day for 2,555 days) for the full 7 years of her sentence despite only staying 10 mos

Ah yes nothing like a salt water flush of my carbon steel pneumatically actuated rolling stock.

Cracker behavior.

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 6d ago

Trump on Abdul El Sayed: “I call him, Mohammed El Fayed. Some people call him Abdul. I call him Mohammed. Somebody said “why?” I said I don’t know. I feel like it.” You know why. It’s for the same reason you put emphasis on Obama‘s middle name, Hussein. You are a fucking racist. #cdnpoli