Ellen Crain

@lnc.bsky.social

Homeschool mom (not that kind, the kind you think is ok), owner of HomeschoolBoss.com, dog lover, recreational potter, She/Her

“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.

It all starts with Catwoman makes a very public pass at Superman, making both Batman and Lois jealous. Then Catwoman continues to flirt with all three of them. Meanwhile Robin and Jimmy Olsen bond over the ridiculousness and are in a committed relationship by the end.

BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · last yr.

a lot of the best superman stuff is romantic comedy and so there should absolutely be a Superman-vs-Batman where Bruce Wayne, charming billionaire playboy, hires Lois to work at his new media startup.

I just learned the reason there are so many electric companies with Edison in their name is that Edison held a lot of patents they needed, and he would let companies use the patents if they included "Edison" in their name.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

We have a package of tickets for touring Broadway shows. We pick a fair number we don't know anything about, and go in cold, because surprises are fun, right? Parade sounds like a lighthearted romp, so child murder, a trial and a lynching were a bit of a shock.