if only there were a bajillion easily accessible stories written by humans you could share with your kids
Nicole Tersigni
@nicsigni.bsky.social
Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com
Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.
[resurrecting satire just to put it in front of a firing squad]
BREAKING: President Trump's Department of Justice has announced it will resurrect federal firing squads as part of an effort to implement his day-one executive order to revamp capital punishment. trib.al/KLlpSLe
I actually want to see Alex Jones have a fart attack over this more than I want to go to Aqua
I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
if I was president the first law would be no big trucks. they’re going in the shredder. if you park like a rude idiot, jail. littering is 100 years of community service. if you use AI you’re going straight to the moon. and you don’t even want to know what I’m doing to the guns. (melting them.)
I was going to put off getting my blood drawn today but then I just went and got it done. out of nowhere. like some kind of person who does things. very weird. do not recommend.
I put stairway to heaven on all my playlists so I can skip it and say “no stairway. denied.” because I like to have fun.
I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"
Make this make sense.
I’m done saying “WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!!” ten thousand times a day. I’m getting a big rubber stamp that says it and I’m just going to stamp that shit on every forehead I see. twice on the big ones.
dying from a preventable illness, the bravest thing of all. 🫡🇺🇸
Pete Hegseth cancels ‘absurd’ flu vaccine requirement for ‘brave warriors’ in military
“I have the best IQ. I can almost always tell when something is an elephant or not. I took a test and they said, sir, your brain. wow. they want to study it for science.”
Trump: "I watched this low IQ, Hakeem Jeffries. He's a totally low IQ person."
“do you have any glasses that scream I have never known the touch of an alive human woman” as a matter of fact
Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future
the only thing worse than winning a hot dog eating contest is losing a hot dog eating contest. imagine eating 87 hot dogs for nothing.
katie miller: [closing the drapes so the sun doesn’t sizzle the skin of her conservative husband who looks like he’s been summoned by the necronomicon] liberal men are so unattractive.
I’m done saying “WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!!” ten thousand times a day. I’m getting a big rubber stamp that says it and I’m just going to stamp that shit on every forehead I see. twice on the big ones.
the roadmap to technological fascism is both terrifying and deeply insufferable our wannabe overlords are evil, and dangerous, and also total dweebs
Palantir put out a 22-point summary of their CEO's book The Technological Republic. It's pitched as a defence of the West, but if you read it through the VDA framework, verification, deliberation, accountability, what it's actually doing looks rather different. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...
We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”
have the bros tried being normal with women
Frustration with modern dating has fuelled the rise of “passport bros”
Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳
see? good things CAN happen under trump! as long as someone is distracting him by jingling a set of keys and he has no idea they’re happening
you simply do not have to take the phrase “AI revolution” seriously