Cathode Ray Vaughn
@schneidremarks.bsky.social
Makes fun of Boomer TV on a podcast called @BreakingMayberry.bsky.social. Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.
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one of the most (only?) cool things you can do at work is stand in front of a white board and ask Important Sounding Strategy Questions to a group of coworkers who all gotta answer as if you have some legitimate right because you got the marker first.
Bee. Keep. Er. Bee! Keep! Er! BEE! KEEP! ER! BEEKEEPER BEEKEEPER BEEKEEPER BEEKE
Raffi Melkonian@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 6d agoRandom note; since my dad passed away last December, I’ve been handling all of my mom’s mail and accounts. It is incredible. How many scams are aimed at the elderly in this country, including my companies that superficially seem legitimate. Every week her mail is full of this crap.
I think it was @danschkade.bsky.social who said every time he wanted to do anything remotely suggestive in Flash Gordon the syndicate reminded him that he ran alongside Family Circus yet here's Brooke McEldowney just openly showing a dude getting a handy so I dunno maybe he's on a different page?
David M Willis!@damnyouwillis.bsky.social · last wk.oh for god's sake just call it a dick #9chickweedlane
God Ethan Hawke is so fucking cool dude
Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · last wk.“Do you think HUMAN CREATIVITY matters? Most people don't spend a lot of time thinking about poetry until their father dies, you go to a funeral, you lose a child, somebody breaks your heart & that's when Art’s not a luxury it's sustenance.” — ETHAN HAWKE
“Do you think HUMAN CREATIVITY matters? Most people don't spend a lot of time thinking about poetry until their father dies, you go to a funeral, you lose a child, somebody breaks your heart & that's when Art’s not a luxury it's sustenance.” — ETHAN HAWKE
This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
going back in time to tell bin laden this is the dumbest fucking shit i’ve ever heard
Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social · last wk.This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
i see the vision but no, Dennis Hopper would not be a good name for the frog from Frogger. a good name for the frog from Frogger would be David Cross
tremendous content enthusiast@wuhanclams.bsky.social · last yr.Or the frog from Frogger.
Dennis Hopper would've been a good name for Mario
One thing I can tell you, traveling cross-country and mostly eating on the road, is that Wendy's is in a lot of trouble.
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Laura Chapin@laurachapin.bsky.social · 3w ago"For the next two minutes, Cloud detailed three issues impacting women that she believes deserve more attention than Freedom: domestic violence, sexual assault and food insecurity." www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...
Owning 1 sword rules cuz everyone KNOWS the coolest thing you can be is a guy who owns a sword. But you don't want to be a guy with TWO swords. What the hell is that? Now, 3-5 swords, thats a different story, now you have a sword RACK. More than that? Thats too many swords. This date is going WELL.
Starting a 501(c) non-profit to donate desperately-needed microphone covers to wedding DJs around the country.
Your local drag community getting absolutely WRECKED this week
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
These look like the jerseys they have players wear in insurance commercials
Ty Schalter@tyschalter.com · 4w agothe lions’ rivalry uniforms are a) not good and b) panthers uniforms
Work is making us all fill out a "getting to know you" survey full of generic first-date-type questions and I hattttteeee this shit. Fuck you, I do labor here in exchange for money, you don't get to know which person I would have a conversation with, living or dead.
Also it's been like a month and I still hear people praising the new Spider-Man movie, saying it's more like a real movie than a Marvel project and man I feel like everyone else watched a different movie than me.
Tomorrow afternoon I will get on a plane and fly to the other side of the country and I will leave all my work stuff behind and all the things I've worried about all year and I will see forests and mountains and oceans and if my wife catches me on this website she will yell at me.
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 4w agoMuch as I hate to give Kanter the time, nobody here will support him anyway. Sky players kept Tasha away from him
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
you know how every now and then you see an unfunny post and the replies to it are all equally unfunny people riffing clunker after clunker and you think “damn this sucks.” all those people got together and wrote the new he-man movie
