Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
Coming this fall - MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments! Just over two months until brand new episodes with Mike and The Bots! Pre-order all four today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
You mean you got taken by the guy who's entire existence is a scam who has never created anything ever and is only thought of a a genius because a style reporter from the WaPo said so? Weird. I cannot believe this is happening
SpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.
every single day I am baffled by the fact that this man - this incredibly, astoundingly embarrassing man - is the one half the damn country built a cult of personality around
Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
And another great ladies riff of another bad TV movie. I love when Bridget and Mary Jo do riffs like these! This definitely gave Mary Higgins Clark vibes, which makes sense since it was also filmed in Canada. @maryjopehl.bsky.social @matthewjelliott.bsky.social @longwall26.bsky.social
Murder! Fashion! CIRCUMSTANCE! Enter The Circle of Friends with Bridget and Mary Jo - new riff: www.rifftrax.com/circle-of-fr...
a lot of what the right does nowadays is create an emotional support system for bigots. bigotry will offend and alienate people in your life, so the right looks provides a counterweight that lavishes you with praise.
The president took on a vanity project, gave no-bid contracts to contractors who screwed it up, made up a story about vandals to cover it up, and then fomented a felony prosecution against an innocent scapegoat. You could impeach for anything he's done but "This asshole is out of control" is a layup
When you slow down and think about it you realize it's ten times worse than it seems. Sure it's farcical, but it's also a brutal legal attack on a man they knew to be innocent, done to distract from their own thievery and incompetence and as a flex to terrify anyone who might make them look bad.
Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
it’s legitimately fucking offensive to me as a taxpayer that this entire administration is run by people whose only goal in life is to be on television
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
This is why I say that caving on the sports issue doesn't make it go away. The IOC, World Athletics, 27 states, and every major sporting body have banned trans athletes. The Supreme Court agreed with them. They got what they wanted and they still can't shut up about it and keep making it an issue.
Redditor: do you reaffirm your support of transgender men, women, and children? Ed Markey:
The face you make when MST3K is back in theaters. Get your tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
Mike and The Bots will be back in theaters in the not-too-distant future! Catch MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments on the big screen on 09/09 and 09/13. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
Posting Meatball the Cat daily until I can find a loving home for this sweet kitty cat. I will drive him up to three hours from Detroit for the right owner. He's got a long life ahead of him and he needs you!
Meatball needs a loving, caring home. He is a sweet, gentle boy who needs to be a permanent indoor cat, as he has FiV, which is a very manageable and uncomplicated chronic illness. He can even live with non-FIV cats! I will deliver him personally within a 3 hour drive of Detroit. Please! I love him
Believe us when we say this short DELIVERS on the promise of the premise. That Boy has a knife, and he's now on RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/boy-with-a-k...
We've got our own Odyssey of a man trapped on a ship just trying to get home and constantly putting his friends in danger which you can see in theaters!
We've got movie (ticket) sign! Get your tickets now to see The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters nationwide! www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
We've got movie (ticket) sign! Get your tickets now to see The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters nationwide! www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
Comment on this post with a new fake name for David Ryder. Our favorite will get a FREE $5 RiffTrax Gift Card! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-space-...