Matty B Realness

@loonecat.bsky.social

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Similar to the hot pepper and the use of capsaicin, the sour skittle actually evolved its citric acid 'sting' in order to REPEL people/kids/dogs/ants. Unfortunately, not much can stop me.

if your dogs ever start annoyingly barking as soon as you drift off to sleep it's bc they detected that your mind has entered the secret reality that only they can perceive at all times