Elon’s FinDomme ✈️ LAX 8/1-7
@loridiletto.bsky.social
Your fave NYC dominatrix turned policy researcher turned DOGE casualty turned dominatrix (and therapist, elsewhere). No adult content on socials—unless political commentary counts—but we do get PG-13. Become useful at DominaDiletto.com
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
You might still be able to catch me in LA before I’m off to Santa Barbara this Saturday…
Is Santa Monica part of LA? Or do they get weird about it if you call it that?
Elon’s FinDomme ✈️ LAX 8/1-7@loridiletto.bsky.social · 2w agoLA, one more week till I'm inside you!
I have a mighty need to do an entire role play session based around the Walmart communion cups
mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 7d agoapparently Walmart sells Holy Communion? that makes it so much easier!! you can skip all the boring parts and go right to the good stuff
There’s at least one Tik Tok-brained suburban 19-year-old who’s definitely done this
fishttp://@fishttp.website · 7d agoguy who goes to a restaurant that advertises itself as spicy, and is disappointed when all the waitstaff are fully clothed
Yes, yes, they want to fuck what they fear, tell me something new already
I don’t feel great about asking for hotel money because I have security deposit money and also half a couch until then and there are people who don’t have that in this heat but it has been 3 days and maybe 4 hours of sleep and I am not sure I can physically handle another week of this.
D is tired, but there is coffee@grrlintersect.bsky.social · 2mo agoI know I’ve been less around lately, things are extremely not OK, if you wanna help pay for hotels, so I have a place to live, and I don’t know maybe prescriptions: cash.app/$grrlintersect venmo.com/u/grrlinters... www.paypal.me/dgrrl39
You vs the girl she tells you not to worry about
Every. single. tiiiiiiime 😭 Where are my #DateLA #DatePDX #DateSeattle subs?
Elon’s FinDomme ✈️ LAX 8/1-7@loridiletto.bsky.social · 3mo agoI love how every time I go on tour I get a notable uptick in bookings… for New York 🤪 If you’re a New Yorker who’s reached out, I’ll get back to you at some point— possibly tomorrow, possibly Wednesday, patience is a virtue, etc
I have an idea for a consumer review website. It’s called DidItLastFourYears.com, and if you’ve owned an item for more than 4 years, you can leave a review of it.I’m tired of buying junk!!!
One day when research exists again, maybe I'll get a grant to interview other women who got into sex work thanks to Elon Musk. Solidarity!
The Sex Work Historian ☂️(#DecrimNow)@sexworkhistorian.bsky.social · 2w agoHi, folks. Welcome to yet another #SexWorkSaturday! It appears to have been a slower news week. However, I do have an article to share (provided via the Old Pros Podcast newsletter): www.sfgate.com/news/world/a...
There was a compelling financial reason for me to keep using Xitter, where I have twice as many followers: because I needed to relaunch my Domme business from scratch after getting DOGE'd. But I didn't because..... idk I have self-respect? What excuse do the rest of you have to still be there?!
Greg Pak@gregpak.net · last wk.I cannot emphasize enough how much we should all get the fuck off of X. This includes every politician and progressive group.
Decided to read the plot summary, which is unsurprisingly about a vigilante killing violent immigrants who menace white Europeans, but I thought it was a nice touch to name those characters "Yusuf", "Ibrahim", and "Raped Girl"
Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · last wk."First the traitors, then the invaders" is being used often on X to openly promote political violence as a legit + necessary response to immigration and diversity
when i eat this meal every day it is not because i am a large child, it is because i am a devoted anti-fascist
Olivia Hill@machineiv.bsky.social · 2w agoToday is July 25th, often celebrated as the fall of Italian fascism. Mussolini passed draconian controls over pasta production which he considered decadent and overly reliant on foreign grain. Today, we celebrate his fall with a simple, defiant partisan dish: 1) Pasta 2) Creamy butter 3) Parmesan
I have a very clear memory from the summer of 2014, when a guy I was hooking up with asked if I wanted to get an Uber. -Get a what? -An Uber -....an Uber? -Yeah -What...? -You don't know Uber? -Uber? -Yeah -Like... Nietzsche? The Ubermensch? Superman? And then he looked at me like *I* was insane
weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2w agoNobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
I'm so sorry to teachers and especially kids, but it's very funny to me that they've been trying to replace sex workers with robots for like 20 years and finally were like, "I guess we'll have to pick a job where you're not supposed to want to fuck them?"
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoA rural New York school district has teamed up with a crypto/sex doll company to deploy a "lifelike" robot and avatar teaching assistant in the classroom this fall
I will give Trump credit for 3 things: he is actually very funny sometimes, he posts good, and I personally vibe with his Hooker Chic/Gilded Everything aesthetic. And this is exactly why you need someone with Zohran's swag to defeat him. Someone who will do an RFK-hit-the-tenderloin bit even better
more mr. nice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2w agomiss on an empty net. you can't run over a cow. and even if you could there's not that much tenderloin in it. and even if there was it's not that fucked up to eat beef slaughtered in a crazy way. you're supposed to say like "you know Bobby was on the road for hours just to bring you that uhh 'beef'"
And if you do get hired by one of these companies, you know what you should do (unionize!)
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2w agoInteresting: There’s now an anonymous, moderated list of companies that stop responding after you interviewed with them
sorry to be back to begging again... its been extra rough lately with trying to spend time helping others too. but i think im getting closer to finding something. at least, i hope, but i get rejected even for simple jobs. please, anything helps! thank you so much. gofund.me/cdf35e1c6
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These are the people you never see in therapy because they figured out the secret to peace, sanity, and a happy life all on their own
Cliff Pervocracy@pervocracy.bsky.social · 2w agotrying to bring some of this energy to my job search
Having to factory reset my iPhone to stop it from glitching. Has anyone ever suffered as much as I am currently suffering?