Spooky Chris🧟
@lsrgk.bsky.social
Not quite a mop, not quite a puppet 1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀. I got banned from Reddit for doxxing a crabapple tree.
You frightened wockaflockas really let them gut our country and make it their personal piggy bank? I hope shittin' on folks who were different from you was worth it.
Being human is exhausting. Can anyone recommend an alternative?
Watching the last 1/3 of Ghostbusters 2 on the wrong aspect ratio with weird local commercials is the ultimate hotel staying experience.
AI Techbro: I've created this thing that will make your life better! Sisyphus: Oh thank Zeus. So it can push this boulder up the mountain? AI Techbro: No, but it will write a pretty bad story about it. Sisyphus: Well, fuck me.
I really want to bash my head against the wall but I'm busy here playing this guitar. I wish someone would invent something that would play my guitar for me so I could get back to my passion of bashing my head against the wall.
Imagine gatekeeping who gets to play sports. It's games for children. It's playing with a toy ball out of doors. Go decide which children can play marbles or jacks, you genius. Push over someone running with a stick and hoop. You are a stupid person.
My wife suggested that everyone who is in gambling ads is doing it because they owe the company money and whether it's true or not it makes all the ads more enjoyable.
11yo: I really hate ice breakers. Me: Everybody does. 11yo: Why do we do them? Me: Nobody knows.
Science needs to figure out why full sized crispy crunch bars are kinda meh but Halloween ones are fire.
Talking to my 11yo and referred to something as "wicked" (as in, good) and I don't think I've ever seen her more confused in her life.
The fact that there are no good donuts within 3 blocks of my work is a fucking travesty.
Guys I just can't fucking deal with the return of pleated pants! What the fuck are we even doing anymore?!?
Filled out my mail-in ballot and whispered "Democracy" to myself.
Do you think late at night, when everything's quiet, Garth Brooks puts on the Chris Gaines wig and weeps?
If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.
Nothing makes me want to buy a product less than marketing that features influencers or is made to look like influencers.
I'm gonna be 80 years old and music is gonna be beamed straight to my brain but I'll still get nervous it's gonna skip when I hit a pothole.
Legally changing my name to Meatball so I can take a date to Subway and claim I'm so famous they named a sandwich after me.
"If you don't use AI you will be left behind" MFer, "being left behind" is #1 on my list of goals every single day.
I don't know how to explain it, but "unanimous" just looks wrong.