Lyz

@lyz.bsky.social

Men Yell at Me. I write books.

Despite flyover narratives from pundits and journalists the senate primary in Iowa was not about Schumer v progressives. Few Dems in the state buy Wahls as an outsider. He’s been an insider since he was a teen. What this race was about was winning. Iowans picked the person they thought could win.

At a grad party today & a kid flagged me down to tell me some random college was trying to recruit her for music & she googled & saw I was like “their only notable alumni” on their Wikipedia and that made me sad because she’s clearly never heard of Peter Krause and the best TV show of all time

I’m at the phase in my life where all the babies that my friends had in the moms group when I first moved here are all beginning to graduate. And I’ll be there in 3 years. And it’s so much!

I love my kids so much but I need them to stop winning the local Veterans of Foreign Wars essay contest. It’s really cutting into my local street cred.

These pickup lines are 🤌💋 And this bit to the multi-talented allergy sniffles guy, Marco Rubio: “…my guy, you could leave. All you have to do is go up to Elizabeth Warren, order the Angel drink, and she will have a team of antifa whisk you away to safety in Mamdani's New York.” 👏👏👏

Men Yell at Me

Dingus of the week: Steven Roth
Yesterday

Hey, girl, are you the Strait of Hormuz?
Because a lot of dudes wanna travel your channel.

Hey girl, are you the Strait of Hormuz?
Because there are some seamen in your waterway.

Hey girl, are you the Strait of Hormuz?
Because Republican men can't figure out how to get you to open up.
Lyz@lyz.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Well boys we made it. I wrote a newsletter that made Alex Berenson cry. The screenshot is of his newsletter but the link is to mine. Definitely read my newsletter www.patreon.com/posts/dingus...

My 15yo recently had her first job interview and I was giving her sample interview questions like “why do you want this job?” And when I told her she couldn’t say “for money, obviously.” She was like, “So, I just have to lie about why I’m working for the rest of my life?” Yes, that’s right.