lavr
@m1lfm4n.bsky.social
I'm a simple cow, living a simple life, But sometimes I feel exploited
i try very hard to not get pissed off, but other people seem to not be trying very hard to not piss me off.
buying one of those cat microchip feeders that only dispenses 5 brazil nuts a day because otherwise I'll give myself selenium poisoning
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
yeah sorry i wasnt listening I'm thinking about the breakfast burrito I'm going to have tomorrow
didnt realise how much i stim by singing along to music until i lost the ability to sing along to the beegees
can't really blame doctors for hating weird tricks
every single one of my favourite recipes has a bit where i can leave it unattended for 10-15 to go do licit substances
its all "i dont need a partner" until you have a ingrown hair on the back of your head
tried to do a job to make work nicer for my students and coworkers and instead was confronted with how little people respect me AND the job was way grosser than i was anticipating. yeah, I'm thinking tendie box time.
hate when someone does a spiders georg post but spells the word and correctly
Mention of Bob Hoskins on the timeline has me watching this on repeat several times again
(guy whos never heard of law & order: svu) holy shit they made a 26 season spin off of that one community episode
so has david tennant just decided to relegate his career to murder shows now or what
putting flubber up your minge to make you good at Bouncing on It Crazy Style
well, we've all learned some fascinating facts about slurs but I still am unable to make my good post about wanting to frot another trans guy so whats the fucken point
lavr@m1lfm4n.bsky.social · 2w agoi have a middling joke but to make it i need to know what the socially acceptable term for two people rubbing their noses together is
i have a middling joke but to make it i need to know what the socially acceptable term for two people rubbing their noses together is
my grandfather, a coal mine manager, in the 80's: "its awful business digging for that stuff, in an ideal world no one would have to do it" mine managers and their employees in 2025: "retraining us in an industry that won't give us lung cancer is an evil communist scheme to take our freedoms"
look i love animals with genetic defects as much as the next guy but the fact they named that raccoon jimothy is so millennial cringe