bought a dog collar made from a trolley seat belt. don't even have a dog, i just think it's a very good idea
anyome need thirty copies of a princess jasmine vhs? it's in italian, if that helps nope? okay
shoutout to vetnutritionsolutions dot com dot au, my beloved. give me that expensive ferret gruel
crazy being in a suburb with a high rate of bad drivers and bad pedestrians you are all gonna take each other out eventually if you keep this up
closest i'm gonna get to eating ortolan on this bastard continent i guess, ugh
putting flubber up your minge to make you good at Bouncing on It Crazy Style
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
ok so the payphone in the surfer is FAKE, it's not really there BUT good on em for using a legit looking unit
payphones featured in australian cinema, excluding the matrix
Sasquatch took me for a walk when I was a child, later returned me. Mum had to take me down to the river and wash me down, so he wouldn't come back for me.
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
99% sure a person from the game i have been playing on my phone came into my work and took photos of me today, this sounds so fucking unhinged
Oh you’re watching sports? I’m watching a skunk drink water under an avocado tree.
guy who was Under The Influence asked to pat gizmo this morning, i said yes, but he mistook it as 'sure munted man, you can hold him' so he (gently, but firmly???) tried to pull gizmo from my hands, but i held onto gizmo's back half. he didn't let go for several seconds, like a fucked xmas cracker
the little kitten i saved at six weeks old in 2006 died yesterday. she was a grumpy lady who largely just wanted to sit in the sun and be left alone. dad made sure not to bury her next to our other cat, because they did not get along.