Destrogenerate
@mabelsmalltits.bsky.social
Allergic to discourse She/her 30s Currently fixated on BG3 I survived the #sheshed and all I got was this ban appeal
My headset disconnected from my pc and now it won't reconnect and I'm gonna scream lol
I've escaped the surgery mines and am acquiring unhealthy treats
breaking a girl is like breaking a program you find buttons and you push buttons quality assured , you pronounce her Good
what to do before starting to cook literally anything
Withering.... working 8-8.... perishing.... need held.... by beautiful woman.....
So I don't think I'm poly, but I do think that since I'm inevitably escaping this awful state, I'm gonna keep being a slut while I'm here
this man begged for and then immediately ate two (2) mac and cheese noodles
I have 2-3 hours' worth of sterilizing left to do. Maybe I just climb into the autoclave
I look decent in my work outfit I just wish my jacket didn't have my deadname on it lol
Zimmer/Biomet just showed up with 20 trays. For context, I can only sterilize 9 at a time, which takes an hour, and only after they go through the washer, which also takes an hour.
I partied until my ex-fiance (correctly) clocked that I was gonna die living that way (mid 20s)
jon christian@jonchristian.net · 2d agokids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend
My birthday is in 2 days are y'all ready to watch a bitch fall to pieces in real time
Trans Northernlion be like: "'I need an evil lesbian with combat boots and an eyepatch to make me kill for her.' NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU NEED HRT AND AN INTERNALIZED LOCUS OF SELF! DON'T GET DISTRACTED!"
become the evil combat boots eyepatch lesbian you want to see in the world
Malibu Apo-Stacey@valerieelysee.bsky.social · 2d agoTrans Northernlion be like: "'I need an evil lesbian with combat boots and an eyepatch to make me kill for her.' NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU NEED HRT AND AN INTERNALIZED LOCUS OF SELF! DON'T GET DISTRACTED!"
hold on. before we have sex... let me check your midichlorian count
flat fuck friday!!! pressing you into the skillet with the back of the spatula
I appreciate you all bearing with me as this game consumes me entirely. I should have it out of my system, uh, eventually?
just watched a very wet-rat-looking squirrel appear to jump up into someone's car engine inshallah he will be reincarnated as a Nissan Altima
Stryker rep got us donuts today and I ate too many
Girl who's only remembered to wear a bra 1 day this week
I didn't ask how big the room is I said I Cast Fireball