i regard water as dry

Just amazing how this headline gets worse with every line

Go, Robo.

very funny to see emily wilson giving people permission to make elon musk 'historical accuracy' arguments about the odyssey movie, but From The Left

a friend of mine who writes really good novels says that if you're too smart you'll never sell a lot of books. That applies triple to movies and Nolan is precisely the right amount of Dumb Guy

Abigail Nussbaum@abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 2w ago

There really needs to be more discussion of how bad the dialogue in The Odyssey is. "Our age of bronze is collapsing" should be a meme on the same level as "Somehow, Palpatine returns"

phoen

Still can't believe this made it to prime time. On a Nintendo platform no less 😂

very funny that after all the “Emily Wilson is going to longhouse Western Civilization with her woke Odyssey”, Emily Wilson herself is like “yeah, a bit too much ‘healing trauma’ and not enough ‘relishing in the blood of your enemies’ in the new movie”

“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set

BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...

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best bit of the avengers trailer is thor saying "all the heroes in this film suck shit compared to the old ones. The old ones are all dead"

watching the avengers trailer and i think being a millenial is just going to be “you love remembering shit don’t you you stupid apes” for the rest of my life

Incredible that The Hobbit is three movies and The Odyssey is one movie

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Lamine Yamal é campeão da Copa do Mundo.

They’ve obviously got to redo this after the final with whoever loses in the tub

kottke.org@kottke.org · 3w ago

Contender for the most remarkably bonkers sports photo of all time: a 20-year-old Lionel Messi bathing a five-month-old Lamine Yamal (taken in 2007 for a UNICEF fundraiser). [kottke.org]

My favourite thing: sad English people

popovich is gonna sub this guy in to take pens

TW@twesq.bsky.social · 3w ago

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

what's the point in deconsecrating it then

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 4w ago

LGBTQ+ pop-up in former Sydney church ordered to cancel ‘offensive’ events after religious protest

The unbearable lightness of being

Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · 4w ago

Question for you – After The Odyssey, what should Christopher Nolan tackle next? Reply with your answer, and you might see it in print in our next issue...

If I have to know about Graham Platner then every American should have to know about Mark Latham. I’m not joking.

they could have just asked literally any australian we could have told them this for free www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This huge, hairy-legged Australian arachnid may be the fastest spider on the planet

A brown huntsman is the quickest of more than 250 species analysed by scientists in the UK and Germany

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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

incredibly funny to deliver this speech dressed as history's gayest cowboy

Corey Atad@coreyatad.com · last mo.

can't stop laughing at this Poilievre: "We will reinstill a warrior culture, not a woke culture."

My "I am not engaged in open and blatant corruption" t-shirt is raising many questions already answered by the shirt