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mama ferret | pfp: pizzapawst | banner: kibblesyourbits | i write smut! see pinned thread for more details | 🏳️⚧️ she/he/it ΘΔ&, HRT 5/4/21 | 25🔞MINORS DNI | love gfs 💙♥️🧡🤍💚
Asemulator v1.0.0 is OUT NOW! 🎉 Preview, test and share your animated sprites in context, directly in @aseprite.org, starting today! (Link in replies)
deltarune favorites? fuck it i'll do this one too, including the dislikes. feathers might get ruffled with this one lol grids.fun/t/about-me-d... if anyone wants me to explain any of my picks feel free to @ me
Our brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one. Please anticipate Portal: Alive & Kicking's release this weekend! (friday or saturday) store.steampowered.com/app/270470/P...
Portal: Alive & Kicking on Steam
Portal: Alive & Kicking is a full remake and re-imagining of Valve's award-winning title, Portal. Using the visual capabilities of Portal 2, A&K slips you back into the cold test chambers of A...
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obtaining massive hyperboobs and resting on them while wearing a shirt with "My Laurels" printed on it over The Boobs, of course
yknow now that yet more folks are taking refuge here, ought to make a pinned post...thread? idk lol 🧵 hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3 i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women see the next post in the thread for links!
being a tf freak means i hear the term "object permanence" and gget so hard i pass ou t
being a tf freak means i hear the term "object permanence" and gget so hard i pass ou t
remember #breastfeedernation, switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading
getting head from a girl who mains the short guy GoldenEye, call that an Oddjob
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
tf'ing a girl into your underwear/sports bra with the condition that damage massively increases the time she spends tf'd but stretchy as she may be, her waist/chest band is chafing your fat fuckin thighs/tits/etc and so you streeeetch her out some more until- *snap* you tore her band a bit oops :3
omni girl ascended from a human who goes way back in time and flicks the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs out of the way and suddenly undergoes a rather feathery transformation into a omni dino girl actually i think she was always a dino. aren't we all? what was i talking abo
You should try having an animal or Pokémon that your friends will immediately associate with you and say “YOU” every time they see said creature It’s good for your soul
glimpse into a fucked up alternate universe where undertale came out in chapters
third monitor fucking died so i'm stuck using this monochrome one from 1983 until i get a proper replacement
any time someone gets angry over a harmless fictional kink thing, i imagine them reacting to it like this