Mack

@mackalright.bsky.social

The highlight of the low lifes. https://www.twitch.tv/mackalright https://linktr.ee/mackalright

Walked past three boys today in Dalston and one of them very quietly said "I had a dream last night..." and then turned around to his other two friends and gasped and pointed at the far one and screamed "AND YOU WERE THERE"

A farmers tan should be a sign of respect. It means I'm not taking my top off in public. That's where you are. You should really be thanking me for my farmers tan. It's disgusting if your tummy has tan on it. Put your shirt on you hussy

applied for 2 jobs, both of which i'd like a lot, signed up to a new football team, and went for a swim in a lake today. it's been shite recently but things can be nice.