Does anyone else wonder who's there when someone says "knock knock"?
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❌ the monster represents trauma ✅ the monster has really big teeth and will eat you
i’m tired of Toxic Relationship Metaphor horror movies i wanna watch Whoa Buddy Those Birds Are Fucking Pissed Off horror movies
the Orioles trading Adley Rutschman to the Red Sox makes perfect sense and the Orioles got the better end of the deal
every time i make a partiful event i stop halfway and just text my friends that i’m throwing a party instead
“americans are spending more money on gambling than they are art, music, movies, and entertainment” uh… no shit?
you count roughly 160 rings of a fallen tree and you sorta get why the elves were so worked up
they’re disemboweling me and somehow i’m the bad guy for eating healthier than all of them
it's important to have at least one shitty neighbor so you know where to plant your weeping willow
i don’t care that the Os went 0-14 against the Tigers last night i care that we still have Dean Kremer for some reason
cat that loves to be pet but hates standing still and he’s twice the size of most cats
Miles Davis was known for saying “motherfucker” but he also was really into music
i don’t have predictions for the rest of 2026 other than journalists are probably going to start saying that Gen Z *is* drinking now
“yea man i’ll fill in for a gig this saturday” and just like that my whole week was shot
yea man i wouldn’t have time for outgoing hobbies either if my average daily TikTok usage was 5-6 hours
BREAKING: guy who is “not trying to argue” won’t stop saying argumentative talking points
