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spent a game getting hyped up for my virgin wharfie time experience and got the funniest result I could've imagined
Freshly baked moon cakes for mid-autumn festival 😎✌️ (mildly damaged from a twenty minute bike ride through the rain)
criminal that I moved from one country with extremely dangerous UV levels to another country with extremely dangerous UV levels and so baring any amount of skin requires copious application of sunscreen every hour
Went on a bike ride yesterday and the helmet strap irritated my piercing really bad and all hell has broken loose again with the swelling and redness 🥴
I got my ears re-pierced after an infection closed them up and the nice queer tattooed woman called me ‘the bravest cutie pie’ like twenty times over the course of the piercing experience and you can’t say that doesn’t change a girl
I legitimately think Chuan Nan Spicy King is way better than Lao Gan Ma. On top of having more interesting aromatics, it makes for a way better and more fragrant fried rice.
I got into an Uber once where the driver was playing Chapter 385 of this AI-generated audiobook and I was literally able to recognize exact plagiarized lines from Lord of the Rings from memory while listening to it but he insisted that it was 'completely user submitted'
Get into a Lyft The driver is clearly listening to an AI audiobook Driver proceeds to explain it's an audiobook adaptation of a 20 year running manga Google it when I get back, it's entirely AI generated slop and isn't based on anything what
Incredible cafe name. Memorable. Perfect. Smart Danny Devito addition.
saw an urban planning video about how these ‘decorative’ bike racks were the worst, and it wasn’t until I encountered one today did it sink in how bad they were; they take up so much usable space, difficult to park more than one bike side by side, and the pole is annoying to fasten your lock to.
Every so often I remember the Chinese emperor whose last line of defence was basically water magic
People are complaining about Lanterns being a 'Surf Dracula' show and I completely get it, however as someone who knows nothing about Green Lantern, I went into it to watch John Stewart deal with his toxic boss à la The-Devil-Wears-Prada-style and it's been a blast so far
Resident Evil 30th anniversary illustration by Hinanana / ヒナナナ:
I got my ears re-pierced after an infection closed them up and the nice queer tattooed woman called me ‘the bravest cutie pie’ like twenty times over the course of the piercing experience and you can’t say that doesn’t change a girl
Melbournians will really look at their city famous super colorful Crumpler bags and go, “you know what would make it better? If it was ALL BLACK.”
Me when the writing is coming out really easily: This can't be good. Me when the writing is coming out with great difficulty: This can't be good.
Wayne Brown and Christopher Luxon smiling and happily taking credit for the Auckland City Rail Link is probably the worst thing I had to see today from those two geriatric fucks
Finished Pragmata. A genuine breath of fresh air after a suffocating decade of sad dad games. Screw TLOU morality discourse, what if we just modeled honest and supportive parental figures instead.
I know directors who use subtlety and they're all cowards
doing the US dialect test as an Asian is basically, "yeah, I learned English from watching Hollywood movies as a kid, what could go wrong?"
cut all the hair I grew post transition because I was sick of long hair and my Korean hairdresser was like, “…are you sure? Your hair is so…foopy! It’s good!” Why yes. My hair is foopy and good. I’ve been foopymaxing. But it’s time.
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
the sad thing about 2XKO is watching people bounce off fighting games because they thought 2XKO was the 'easiest' due to lack of motion inputs when it has some of the most disgusting links and fucked up mixes ever and they would've fared better just playing Street Fighter with motion inputs instead
This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
it's been almost two years since I played Half-Life 1 and I am just learning from my girlfriend that this chunky boi is not in fact called a 'gooner'
Well, he did it. He died on that hill.
2XKO Active Development Will End in December 2026 www.riotgames.com/en/news/2xko... -Servers will remain on beyond 2026, and 2XKO will be playable on all platforms -'We're unlocking all champs. We’re also bundling most cosmetic items, and refunding all money spent in 2XKO on or before August 20'