Mad Paddington
@madpaddington.bsky.social
I'm only here for the Doctor Who gossip.
“All I’m saying, Goji babes, is you don’t have to stomp on every bloomin’ building.”
@frakturedboy.bsky.social @jeffgoddard.bsky.social @melvinpena.bsky.social another lovwly ep - just fyi, the book of Black Orchid expands only the cricket. The cricket is half the book. Oh god. So much cricket.
Who's your best Kochanski; Glowy Annett or Claire Grogu?
@frakturedboy.bsky.social @lucymccaul.bsky.social @jeffgoddard.bsky.social delighted to hear my meme shouted out this week!
Do the people of Eternia go upstairs using an eSkelator?
Greetings from Harrison Chase and Androzani Minor ❤️
I am still unbelievably doing these, and am currently halfway through @paulmagrs.bsky.social The Scarlet Empress. It's very good (the book) and please listen (the podcast) thanks. anchor.fm/s/fd8b4f7c/p...
<![CDATA[Doctor Who - The Pagiarist]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 13 "Pulling Out Her Hearts"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 13 - Pulling Out Her Hearts]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 12 "Queen of Misrule"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress Chapter 12 - Queen of Misrule]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 11 "I'm Entirely Credulous"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 11 - "I'm Entirely Credulous"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 10 "Standing Around Virtually Naked"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 10 "Standing Around Virtually Naked"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 9 "All About Equilibrium"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 9 "All About Equilibrium"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 8 "Any Vigilante's Life"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 8 "Any Vigilante's Life"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 7 "Nobody Thinks Nothing"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 7 "Nobody Thinks Nothing."]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 6 - Another Day, Another Lovely Adventure]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 6 - Another Day, Another Lovely Adventure]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 5 - Down, Boys]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 5]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 4 - After All I've Survived]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 4 - After All I've Survived]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 3 "She Was Never Without Her Enchantments"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 3 - She Was Never Without Her Enchantments]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 2 - "I Was a Charmer"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 2 - I Was a Charmer]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 1 "Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones?" (part 2) ]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Episode 1 - Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones? (part 2)]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 1 "Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones?" (part 1)]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Episode 1 - Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones? (part 1)]]><![CDATA[Pitter Patter by Rob Shearman (UNINTERRUPTED READING)]]><![CDATA[(FULL AUDIOBOOK) Eater of Wasps by Trevor Baxendale]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 36 - Finally, Some Top Drawer Analysis]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 35 - Just Impale It On a Stick]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 34 - Head and Shoulders]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 33 - I'd Be Nervous]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 32 - More Bomb, Vicar?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 31 - Rush Job]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 30 - Fruity Boys, Not Meaty Boys]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 29 - It Was, In Fact, A Man's Bum]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 28 - Appendage]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 27 - Show Me What That Mouth Do]]><![CDATA[Eater of Easps Chapter 26 - My Condolences]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 25 - But Mommy, I Love Him!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 24 - Upset by a Valve]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 23 - A Palindromic Chapter StructurerutcurtS retpahC cimordnilaP A]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 22 - Please Be Kind to Your Stinky Dentist]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 21 - It's The Hope That Kills You.]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 20 - Well, Go On!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 19 - Who Hurt You, Trevor?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 18 - Tonight, on Wasp Island!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 17 - They might think I'm weird, but they're Jehovah's Witnesses]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 16 - Is he Welsh?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 15 - Now is not the time, Fitz]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 14 - Doctor Who and the Beard of Bees]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 13 - Awful. Just awful. Brilliant, but awful.]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 12 - Bad Wolf of Wall Street]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 11 - The Gypsy to Killer Wasp Pipeline]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 10 - Uncle Fitzy]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 9 - Fly]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 8 - Rigby? More like Rigwasp!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 7 - Hillary! Hillary!! HILLARY!?!?!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 6 - Can you make a cast of a wasp out of jam?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 5 - Alfonso Ribeiro Goes to the Dentist]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 4 - Tractor Who]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 3 - Accidently Prejudging a Reverend]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 2 - Mrs Hubbard Sticks Her Oar In]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 1 - SHED WASPS!]]>
Back now though, aren't I?
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I haven't posted one of these for ages, but I've just scheduled the next two episodes of The Scarlet Empress, and the next two audiobook chapters for anyone who just wants the story. There's never been a better time etc.
Mad Paddington@madpaddington.bsky.social · 2y agoHello everyone! I made a Doctor Who podcast. It is called The Pagiarist and it's basically me reading the Eighth Doctor book Eater of Wasps for the first time and chatting about it as I go. I'd be very grateful if anyone listened. anchor.fm/s/fd8b4f7c/p...
Not sure I'm comfortable with The Sun using patois for this pretty grim headline about child murder.
@davidjgp1983.bsky.social and @felixfrazer.bsky.social talking about Cbeebies is probably my favourite podcast for ages, feels like my family life and podcast life have collided and it's so good to hear this conversation.
Sure, this product is probably great, but I saw a video of this guy drinking his own piss out of a hollowed out snake so I'm not inclined to give a shit.
With great fanfare and urgency, DAVROS sweeps into the EMPEROR DALEK'S throne room, accompanied by a FULL RETINUE of DALEKS! Emperor Dalek: YES? SILENCE Emperor Dalek: You've forgotten what you came in the room for again, havent you..? Davros: Possibly. Davros sweeps out again.
I don't know how relevant it is but I stringly suspect that if you'd told me twenty five years ago that we would go from PM Kier to PM Wes I doubt I'd have believed it.
Not gonna lie folks, it turns out "I just quite like it" isn't as robust an argument as I'd hoped.
Joe Ford@docoho44.bsky.social · 5mo agoComing tomorrow - the most contentious Hamster commentary yet - the two Joe’s face off over…The Robot Revolution! Who will come out victorious? @madpaddington.bsky.social
I'm not saying I'm a total wanker, but I just got up at 4am to write my kids' Easter Hunt clues in iambic pentameter for fun.
@garethbowley.bsky.social just been listening to you and @docoho44.bsky.social chatting Dinsaur Invasion; where can a fellow hear your St George audio? I've often tjought it was a story ripe for use and I'm thrilled to hear somebody might have already had the idea!?
All that's missing is Hartnell saying "don't forget to subscribe to the official Doctor Who YouTube Channel at the end. youtu.be/QvwUrJAuAHk?...
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Another episode of this, which is kind of like a film commwntary but it's a book and I don't know what I'm on about. Please listen, I have kids to feed. This doesn't feed them but it does mean it's how I spend my downtime which is tragic if nobody hears it. podcastaddict.com/doctor-who-t...
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I guess even Power Rangers have to grow up some time.
With Harry, Charles and Andrew all relinquishing the title over the last few years, it's been a really great time for people who like doing the "Artist Formerly Known as Prince" joke.
I know everyone says their kids are weird, but tonight my three year old daughter yelled at me because I wouldn't show her a picturure of a (specific) dead horse, and only calmed down when I read her it's obituary out loud.
If a plane full of people with Turkey Teeth goes down, can they still use their dental records to identify them?