Marge

@magsmclaugh.bsky.social

It’s me, marge. I am the Number 1 Jiminy Glick Revivalist on Bluesky Dot Com. Proud member of CWA.

Early this week I apologized in a chat as the only Minnesotan for spamming (ha ha, reference) with our latest news seemingly every 45 minutes, and it was deeply validating to be told straight up "No, please keep us updated. We know the news isn't telling the full story. We need to know the truth."

Doug Mack@douglasmack.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I truly appreciate how many check-in messages I've had from friends around the world and/but it's weird how I'm getting accustomed to providing two-sentence updates on some of the bleakest shit I have seen in my life

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

Went to trader hoe’s after the gym, got three compliments on my Zohran pin and the guy who rang me up said he wants to take his gf to NYC next December to see the tree. He asked me my name and then the woman behind me was like “Margaret is such a beautiful name” How do I move into TJ’s?

Asked my brother to pick up a bottle of iced coffee from 711 and he got me a sbux Frappuccino… can’t drink it. That’s a truly illegal amount of sugar in there. Foul, disgusting, degoutant, degeuelasse

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

I went to see Zach galifianakis perform standup in 2004 or 5, when he was still using the easel and doing interpretive dances along with it. I was a huge fan, and managed to grab one of the pieces of paper from the easel after the show. I put it up on my wall. It was a joke about Dick Cheney being

Man… I went to see the band KNOWER last weekend without ever hearing them before and I must say: they’re pure fucking math. No note nor beat out of place. A real satisfying brain scratch. Had a blast, and the crowd was super diverse esp. in terms of age. There was a 70+ guy in the front going ham..

I logged back on specifically to tell everyone about the left coast slate, but now that I’m here I MUST say that Shane on the L word LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE AUSTIN BUTLER TO ME