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Last month in The Onion:
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...
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Happy Wednesday
The "duped voter" narrative is a comforting myth. If only we had better messaging. The reality is tens of millions of voters looked at a platform of mass deportation, ethnic cleansing, state violence, and the dismantling of civil rights, clearly understood it, and said, "Yes, that is what I want."
a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him
ALT: a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him
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What the WH said Trump would be doing this morning vs What he is actually doing www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Every conservative is a "Constitutional Originalist" until the literal constitutional language codifying "what the founders intended" might hurt poor widdle Trump's fragile fee-fee's.
The Supreme Court's conservatives are playing footsie with Trump's Big Lie
Considering we have already seen agents shoot citizens in the face as well as execute them on the sidewalk in broad daylight, makes you wonder what new ways to kill innocent people he has in mind "like no one has ever seen before"
Trump seems to be saying he’ll send ICE agents to replace TSA officers. “…I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before…”
BREAKING: Administration Officials Escort Kristi Noem To Empty Gravel Pit @bencollins.bsky.social
We have joined the culture wars on the side of culture
“Bad Bunny’s performance isn’t just the story of the ascendancy of a single performer, or of one genre,” Noah Shachtman writes. “It’s the sign of something bigger still. America’s pop culture is today multilingual, polycultural and international at its very core.”
Everyone in touch with the plight of the "everyman" knows the food group "ferments"
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
"I'm the last one that wants to complain." This pathetic nanodick bitch complains more than any toddler ever.
LLAMAS: Will you trust the results of the midterms if Republicans lose control of Congress? TRUMP: I will, if the elections are honest. Look, I'm the last one that wants to complain.
It is important to recognize that VP Vance is calling it "perceptive" that Trump asked a reporter why she doesn't smile about child sexual abuse. These are the men that best represent today's Republican voters. Let that sink in.
Vance: There was a moment in the Oval Office, I wasn't even in there, but Trump was talking to Kaitlan Collins. Trump says, 'Why don't you ever smile?' And it's actually, like, so perceptive. Have some fun.
Hmm… the writing seems really familiar And SO odd that they illegally redacted the sender
Oh, no Did they suffer any internal bleeding
"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"
Let them eat one piece of chicken, one piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla, and one other thing
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
nothing says Cool Zone like shredding our economic relationship with europe because peepaw wants a big ice cube
I am going to prevent the Russians gaining a foothold in the arctic by dissolving the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
The censored 60 Minutes' segment, Inside CECOT, is now available. Download from @ddosecrets.org: data.ddosecrets.org/Inside%20CEC... Download/stream from @archive.org: archive.org/details/insi... The original video was recorded by @jasonparis.bsky.social, and cleaned up by @emma.best
Or give @frontlinepbs.bsky.social a little love since they released their story earlier this week. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lku5...
Surviving CECOT (full doc) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + @ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
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