In today's episode of creative mis-reading, we get Haul-About (trailer) turning into Haul a Body. Which also works, but not the way they intended.
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I am a fish person. kinda cute, in a queen of the undead sort of way. she/they.
ok friends, please give me recs (or anti-recs) for a new Android phone. my last 2 have been Motorolas bc of the built in FM transmitter, but I don't use that feature as much as I thought I would.
spicy mustard (Dijon in a pinch) sauerkraut optional the end.
The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w agoquote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
it's nearly 2am. surely the fireworks are used up by now. (spoiler: they are not finished.)
No more His Holiness Nice Pope indeed. Benedict and Francis tried the carrot. Leo is bringing the Chicago baseball bat of loving fraternal correction to the problem now.
A polydactyl cat is a purr mutation.
why am I having work-adjacent dreams about J-from-Chicago-from-camp? wtf brain?
Its very much a SCREAMING week apparently especially today.
Audiobooks are 💯 reading. However, they are not reading that my brain accepts so I *personally* never listen. On the gripping hand, I will *always* defend their validity for anyone for whom they *do* work!
Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 2mo agomore audiobooks aren't reading discourse 🙄
“Pio was absolutely sick to the teeth of living through world-changing events. Could they not go a single week without cataclysmic disaster? Just one week!” Mood.
at what point is it ok to pull the goalie? after 3 goals in one period? 8 goals in a game and a half? asking for a friend. who is me. watching this miserable sabres game.
wide the hell awake at 2am for no discernable reason. the birds screaming outside my window certainly aren't helping.
@tkingfisher.com has gotten me cackling again, this time with 12 brassica gods for the price of one.
I still can't believe I'm expected to feed myself like every day. Who's idea was this.
I think today is the first day since February 7 that I have not had to talk to a single person. and I have the entire day in which to do it.
Just saying: everybody wants the ritual items and cool, fun activities, nobody wants to skip the bacon or face kids in Cheerios withdrawal
to be fair, I was distracted by the fact they were asking $8.99 (USD) for an apple kugel that was *maybe* 5"x7" (so 12.5cm x 17.5cm)
guess who went grocery shopping for passover and forgot to pick up eggs.
Quote of the evening without context: I am a font of haphazard knowledge.
my following feed is now randomly showing me • a slew of posts from 5 days ago • people I don't follow ...wtf bsky?