Marcella Arguello
@marcellacomedy.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Bitch. https://linktr.ee/marcellacomedy
I’m so happy to have this weekend off because NEXT WEEK CHICAGO is gonna be a non stop blast. I have my monthly on Thursday and opening for the hilarious homie Orlando Leyba at the Improv all weekend. You cant afford therapy rn so come get these laughs while having a fun night out!! Cya then!
A fun part about flying is those biscoff cookies with the gorilla grip packaging.
I’m so happy to have this weekend off because NEXT WEEK CHICAGO is gonna be a non stop blast. I have my monthly on Thursday and opening for the hilarious homie Orlando Leyba at the Improv all weekend. You cant afford therapy rn so come get these laughs while having a fun night out!! Cya then!
Youre telling me men love raping so much they’ve moved on to books???
They want us to be scared of black and brown immigrants meanwhile this is what a cold blooded murderer in america looks like
my most ominous prediction: the big tail of the “AI revolution” will be having to PAY money to access human customer service
Democrats arent just sitting around doing nothing about Mitch McConnell!! Theyre getting paid to sit around and do nothing!!! Big difference
I think now’s the perfect time to finally start wearing my Lebron Lakers jersey.
Looks like I’ll be judging Roast Battle at Joe Rogans Alien Shop on Sunday at 5pm. Come thru Austin!
I actually love that video of the old man slappin that young man into standing for the national anthem because it proves that the only thing men love more than giving orders is obeying them.
This aint A.I. she's really this gotdamn tall in person.
Marcella Arguello@marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 2w agoOoooo last minute show addition!! Opening for the hilarious Nicole Byer this weekend at Cap City in Austin, Texas. Friday thru Sunday. Get tickets!
Ooooo last minute show addition!! Opening for the hilarious Nicole Byer this weekend at Cap City in Austin, Texas. Friday thru Sunday. Get tickets!
You want a relationship like Tom & Zendaya? Go heal.
Ooooo last minute show addition!! Opening for the hilarious Nicole Byer this weekend at Cap City in Austin, Texas. Friday thru Sunday. Get tickets!
All I learned watching the World Cup is taking tumbling classes makes you a better actor.
I think my only regret about not having kids is knowing those little fuckers would be hilarious.
okay so how much money changed hands to make this happen
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 2w agoThe FDA now says that Taylor Farms finding is a false positive. What a mess.
Every male fan at the world cup is makin the same joke to his woman that it’s not his fault burgers fries nachos and beer are actually the healthy food option right now.
Chicago next monthly show is August 6th! Gonna be a fun show especially if you need a break from the nonsense.
I researched this earlier in the week and am glad to report that the cyclospora cayetanensis parasite does not survive freezing.
Poop in the lettuce is what happens when farmers vote for a man happily deporting & scaring home their employees and you have to rely on americans to do the job.
