Marguerite de Bressieux

@marguerite.bsky.social

Artist. Collector. Sardonic lover of tacos and cats. Hater of AI and NFTs. The art I post was made entirely by humans. I don't hate technology, I hate exploitation.

The NFL makes me feel like a 14th century peasant. I know I will never see the spoils of my king’s wars. It has naught to do with me. But when I learn his army won an impressive battle, maybe I give myself a heavier pour of grog. Maybe, with a wink, I throw a fresher tomato at someone in the stocks.

Him: I'm an "artist" and my whole online persona is about mocking people. I'm also rude and mean to women I don't find hot. Me: You're a misogynist twat. Him: Help! HELP! I am being ATTACKED! Sockpuppets, defend me! HALLLLLP! Sockpuppets: How DARE YOU COMMENT ON PUBLIC POSTS! YOU STALKER!

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.