I would bowl actor tom holland in 3 deliveries. Leg break outside off. He feels like hes drowning. Googly in the rough of course he's chasing it. Spiderman sucked kill yourself. And Bang flipper middle stump. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born
So I watched Interstellar for the first time last night. I know, bang on trend with the latest sci-fi. Anyway, it was pretty good, but wtf was cybertruck r2d2 doing in it? His stupid antics seem like they're from a totally different film.
Please enjoy this, my 261st ever Spotify playlist, if you want to: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oC...
Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in BASS
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Achillies the real "You shag one sheep" of mythic heroes. He was the greatest of all Greek warriors, slayed Trojan Prince Hector and all anyone talks about is the time he fucked his heel.
Thinking about how when Elton John goes, Kate Middleton is legally required to release a Reg Dwight version of Candle in the Wind
suggested slogans for annoyingly popular but inherently terrible bits of software, number #1 in what promises to be a very long series: "Adobe Acrobat: why don't YOU go fuck yourself?"
Hey @royalsociety.org! Why do you want someone with these views to be a fellow? It's almost like your headquarters are the former embassy of Nazi Germany or something.
Elon Musk "Anyone who opposes remigration is a traitor" (25th July 2026) Women with liberal views "have been programmed to destroy western civilisation and don't realise it" (25th July 2026) June 29th: endorses the shooting of "traitors"
Am becoming a right 1997 BBC Perfect Day dork. Some things I've found out:
Really into the 1997 BBC version of 'Perfect Day' at the moment. Thoughts:
Brace yourself. You may have heard the new Trainspotting musical is not good but I don't think you're prepared for how bad it really is: youtu.be/EMu_tCIwb6E?...
The Spotters with Bobby Gillespie, Steve Mac and Irvine Welsh - Choose Life (Official Visualiser
YouTube video by Night Time Stories
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Really into the 1997 BBC version of 'Perfect Day' at the moment. Thoughts:
Am fundamentally untalented so using AI to help me write the musical of my life. This is the opening number called 'There's No Cure' on.soundcloud.com/bTEVPxHRn1e7...
There's No Cure
Listen to There's No Cure by DarcySarto #np on #SoundCloud
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Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
"Texas, the heart of America's Midwest" ITV shouldn't be allowed to show football. Put that in your manifesto Burnham
A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
Young Thomas Tuchel looks like the asshole German antagonist of a low budget 90s comedy
1938, and I’ve never been prouder of being a former resident of Weymouth.
People are falling over themselves to praise Nolan's Odysseus but true heads know there's only one adaptation worth bothering with
And every time the Colombia GK gets a touch
Literally me every time the Swiss LW is mentioned
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
Egypt and Morocco going through will MENA lot
it's pretty funny that the World Cup has sensors that detect the ball's rotation, acceleration, and location every .002 seconds (not exaggerating, the actual tech specs of the sensor) but also the game gets to the end and the ref says "ok I think 9 more minutes ... maybe more if I feel like it"
Literally me every time the Swiss LW is mentioned