Mascott

@mascott.pizza

Scott Mendenko - Former games journo, current games enjoyer, rarely games maker, probably some other stuff. I put TV on the internet. He/Him - Philly/Jersey

insane that streaming services want *you* to pay *them* so that you *can't* see shit like this at the start of your movies

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THRILLING NEWS I've finally figured out how to publicly self-host a website on my home network without showing my entire ass to North Korea wait what do you mean that's not thrilling

Two Dell Optiplex Micro computers stacked on top of one another on a desk, it's a huge mess

Everyone at the party having a great time adding "in bed" to the end of their fortune cookie Meanwhile I'm sitting here with "You will be the captain of your own ship."

I went out to read my silly book about pirates by the river and came across a literal pirate band putting on a show chat what am I supposed to take from this

A covered group of pirate singers in a courtyard in a downtown areaA man holding a book called on stranger tides, clearly about pirates

I'm now so deep in YouTube that I've started being presented with lovingly produced lore videos from the Waterworld Fandom

I know much has been said about this, but I really appreciate that Messi has figured out how to spend most of his World Cup walking around the field looking like he's lost in an unfamiliar grocery store.

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Hey folks, do you like 120 minutes of goalless S-tier technical defense? Do you like your football matches to feel like edging for two hours? Well, do I have the game for you today! Since the 3rd place match was such a slop fest, I mean who likes goals? Casuals, that’s who

I know much has been said about this, but I really appreciate that Messi has figured out how to spend most of his World Cup walking around the field looking like he's lost in an unfamiliar grocery store.