mathewsmith.bsky.social
@mathewsmith.bsky.social
Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. Major Event Volunteer #TeamLondon DO NOT ENCOURAGE
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
"Your brain makes up about 2% of your body weight. " Well tell it to stop making it up and be a bit more realistic
Played a detective game last night where (quite early on) I failed a save roll against melancholy and died of being depressed and ouch game, shots fired
Reminder that we're in the timeline where the person who discovered time travel went back and, of all the available Presidents, assassinated JFK.
astronaut: houston we have a problem nasa: that's not the sort of language we use at this company astronaut: sorry, houston we have an opportunity to excel
Did that autistic thing where I research a purchase so much that I either buy it (and be disappointed) or find out something so fundamentally flawed that I hate the idea of owning one. Today it's coffee pod machines.
'Hey you should watch this' 'No, it says it contains racist and antisemitic content' 'Yeah but if you don't watch it you won't know what it's about' 'Is it still racist and antisemitic?' 'Well, yeah but it's important you watch it' 'No.'
I'm going on an adult play date. It's just me but I'm going to a Lidl to look at the middle aisle.
@kateweb.bsky.social no spoilers but I think something glitched and posted that 5 times
Some people remember dial up. Some people remember Kazaa. Some people remember Bakla and Tubgirl.
Why don't smartphones have a compass app built in? We have all the location features and maps and whatever, just show me which way is North you AI-fellating pricks
IDEA: Theme Hospital style tower defence where the 'guns' actual heal the incoming patients
'These battle hardened men..' 'What? They get hard during battles?' 'No no they've been in battles' 'So being *in* battles makes them hard?' 'Stop saying that, they're not hard' 'Only because no-ones trying to kill them right now, one waved knife and it'll be like stepping on a stickle brick'
The feeling of water, air or anything else on my eyelids makes me sleepy
I bet they'd have preferred the view behind them to be honest
'yeah but sometimes it'll hit the floor and the screen will shatter and sometimes it won't, it's maddening' 'oh,like dropping an unopened pack of polos?'
Why do the racists never paint their flags on the back of road signs? They won't take *them* down
I get a little bit sad when a youtuber I follow or a game I like starts down the multiplayer route. It's so disappointing
Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts
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Seems like AI slop
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My role in a zombie apocalypse would be to delay them by allowing them to gnaw on my corpse
It's strange to me that after thousands of years, humans still like to wear sparkly things
I will add The Odyssey to the list of films I won't be watching but will catch up with by seeing 10 second clips of it on TikTok over the next week
there was an old man from hyde park whose limericks always got dark they'd start off fine but by the last line I will fuck your carcass in hell
BlueSky shocked that person they realised is evil six months ago does something evil again
