MattDistraction 🐀
@mattdistraction.bsky.social
Matthew "D" Stractin' Certified Taffer and occasional actor of voice. Hear me in Viscerafest, Thief: The Black Parade, or from under your floorboards
I don't think kids should be reading this anymore
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 3w agoNot Just Crazy As A Woman But Crazy As A Human Being. Insane Orgasms, Highlights
Shit my pants driving the Honda Call that my Civic Doody
re: execs not seeing COYOTE VS ACME, here’s a delightful story from Harlan Ellison of a meeting in 1978 for I, ROBOT when he realizes the WB studio head had not even read his script, he tricks him into admitting it and tells him to his face that he has the “intellectual capacity of an artichoke”
Her: I'm coming over, you better not be in the cruncher factory swallowing steel half-cylinders whole Me:
videogame history@vghistory.bsky.social · 3y agocruncher factory, amiga (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/53081/c...
This is where the real shit happens. This is what separates the boykissers from the menkissers
The Black Parade, the unofficial expansion for Thief Gold, is out TODAY! It's a brand new game featuring 10 missions, 4 new tools, 30 minutes of gorgeous cutscenes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gG...
Thief: The Black Parade - Release Trailer
Download The Black Parade now here: https://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152429&
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TAFFERS, let me share some of the artworks I draw for The Black Parade a Thief: Gold fan campaign
Between Kissinger dying, Thief: The Black Parade coming out, and my fiancee coming to visit for the holidays I have been over the fucking moon lately
The existence of Copenhagen implies the existence of a Seethenhagen
how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that
Bro shut the fuck up stop having a good time rn don't u know the Demiurge that generated this material universe did so as to be a prison for our eternal suffering bro he's gonna be so mad stop laughing bro he's calling up the archons to fuck up our spiritual enlightenment bro fr stfu
Athiests, imagine you're skydiving with a baby. The baby cracks open a cold one, and offers one to you. You're now getting trashed while skydiving with a baby. Pretty cool baby, huh?
Thought this was some avant-garde Guitar Hero game for a second
franz@franzanth.bsky.social · 3y agoThe biblically-accurate jellyfish Archangelopsis is a colonial species made of countless tiny tubes. Unlike most jellies, which normally float in the water column, it tethers itself to the seafloor using thin, filament-like tentacles. 🎨 🧪 🐡 www.researchgate.net/publication/...
RANKING EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW MUCH OF A NATURAL-BORN POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (1/69)
Regular eye contact is an essential part of maintaining a friendly conversation
Mario, coming to take you to the Land of the Dead
Posing for a photo op, honoring the City's mayor for her years of service to the community.
They did this in public, everyone had to watch. It was filthy
Local construction worker wakes up dead drunk inside a dumpster, remembers nothing about the night before
The last known photo of Mario, before entering Scatman's World and being lost forever
I'm gonna post up my Mario Odyssey screenshots up here, they still make me very happy. I'm not always one to care for a photo mode but if I can make silly things with it that's all I really want
It is always important to remember that the earth is rich, and full of rocks.