I have a friend who bought two tickets for the 2026 World Cup Final on July 19, 2026. The idiot didn’t realize that he’s getting married on the same day. If anyone wants to go in his place, it’s at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, New York. The bride’s name is Mary, everything has already been paid for.
Derek Rae with the Sheryl Crow references early on in #SUIBIH
It feels incomprehensible that Italy will miss its third straight World Cup.
March 18 marks National Public Defense Day. “Power, left unchecked, will always expand until it finds a limit. Today, and every day, public defenders are that limit,” writes the Cato Institute’s Mike Fox. https://ow.ly/GTaj50Yw4aZ
Join us Friday, February 20th at 10:00AM Pacific for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pre-PreRelease! Broadcasting live on both Twitch and YouTube, it'll be your first chance to see #MTGxTMNT sealed in action! We hope to see you there! #Sponsored
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers. Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now: bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Good start to the Winter Olympics, which started 5 minutes ago and are stopped due to the lights going out at the curling venue.
Lorwyn Eclipsed is right around the corner which means it's already time for the first Pre-PreRelease of 2026! Join us next Friday, January 9th at 10:00AM for your first look at sealed gameplay in action with your favourite group of Magic playing Canadians on both Twitch and YouTube! #Sponsored
In just 2 WEEKS the feudal dice rolling fanfare DICEALOT comes out! 🔥 To celebrate we’re giving away 3 Steam copies for the game on launch day. All you have to do is follow us and repost this post! Ts+Cs: bit.ly/3W8MzQK #giveaway #indiegame
There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
Greetings citizens of the online realm—it's 2 weeks till The Royal Writ is out! 👑 To celebrate, we are giving away 3 copies of the game on launch day! To be in with a chance of winning, all you have to do is follow us, like this post, and repost it! Good luck! #gaming #giveaway #indiegame
I think you should be able to say things the president doesn’t like and still be a citizen. Maybe we should write that down somewhere.
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SEVENTH ON THE TABLE TOPS IN THE EAST THE NEW YORK RED BULLS ARE GOING TO THEIR FIRST MLS CUP IN SIXTEEN YEARS!!!!!