Matthew Perren
@matthewperren.bsky.social
Ex-bookseller. Inexplicably, now works in IT. Owned by the stupidest dog and most preposterous cat alive. Lives in Scotland. Non-work profile of @matnav.co.uk
Being so fat you can’t stand unaided is my dog’s life goal
Niall Harbison@niallharbison.bsky.social · 12h agoShe's been working so hard for her first week with us to get healthy. And the first weigh in went super well. 7 lbs down and she is starting to feel herself again! A long way to go but she is off and running
What’s your favourite description of a famous person? I like Alan Partridge on Gary Barlow who described him as a “Wide hipped wealth enthusiast”
I know it’s raining but please keep your golf umbrellas for the golf course
Peter H. Harskamp (Dutch Artist, born 1951) "Woman in Red with desperate Cat", Oil on Canvas, 80 × 100 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
This is a great thread in so many ways, but the telling point is the absence of post-pandemic mitigations is a kicker.
Prof Christina Pagel@chrischirp.bsky.social · 5d ago🧵On @thenewsagents.co.uk yesterday, school closures and the lab leak theory were offered as two examples of legitimate questions that were hard to ask. Both have in fact been asked constantly since 2020. But here's a thread on why I think they were wrong and dangerous on school closures 1/12
Maybe I’m wrong, but I really resent that we’re now in a place where the first reaction to a cool image/video is to doubt its authenticity
SpokesLothian@spokes.org.uk · last wk.👍 #GreyfriarsBobby footway widening 🤔 We trust #cycling safety will be included, or will be very nasty pinchpoint on busy 🚲route .. we have asked @edi.bike @stephenjenkinson.bsky.social @finlaymcf.bsky.social @cllrcmiller.bsky.social @chdot.bsky.social @edfoc.bsky.social @edoldtowncoco.bsky.social
The internet needs filling with data knots, AI Labyrinths, tar pits…
Pictures from St James's Park in Newcastle. All in honour of Kevin Keegan. Morning.
[Looks out of the window at the pissing rain in Edinburgh] www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
UK weather: Amber heat health alerts issued as heatwave peaks
Wednesday is set to be the hottest day of the week for many as a widespread fourth heatwave grips the UK.
bbc.co.uk
I had a dream last night in which I had created a new Welsh national anthem. Words and everything. Can’t remember any of it.
They called it joby. I thought toilet names had peaked with the wii. I was wrong
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2w agoAir taxis are nearing route to economic viability ft.trib.al/mvojuqb | opinion
Remember when the Erdos model escaped its container and emailed its creator to tell him? That was fine too 😐
Jansen Mann@hellojansen.com · 2w agoCrumbs apnews.com/article/open...
Sarah is right. This is the best thing I have ever seen.
Dr Sarah Brand@sarahgailbrand.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is the best thing I have ever seen.
Dear FIFA Never have a halftime show ever again. Yours Football
I have studied to become and qualified as a doctor during this World Cup final
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes.
