Matt_Oslo
@mattoslo.bsky.social
RV for when Twitter sinks. Was known there as matt_oslo@OsloMatt And Oslo isn't my name, it's my designation
Missed the show in York at the weekend. My brother in law just delivered some worthwhile compensation.
This sums up the immigration debate neatly in a way you won't hear it spelled out in the British media. A media which seems to have given up on any commitment to educate many years ago.
Let me clarify today's events for the hard of thinking and the BBC Keir Starmer is still Prime Minister. Nigel Farage is still a bought and paid for shill for dodgy foreign powers who do not have your best interests at heart. LEARN. THE. FUCKING. DIFFERENCE. YOU. GULLIBLE. CUNTS!
£1bn a year!!! Gosh, I remember when it was £350m a week (Which was more than £18bn a year in 2016 money) That seems a good deal considering the trade access it allows. Much better value than joining the Board of Peace which has managed to put up oil prices and inflation.
I watched Casualty last week, for the first time in a very long time. It was brilliant. This week... Errr
I'm becoming of the opinion that the United States poses an unacceptable risk to the rest of the world...
Found this old copy of the Eye this evening. Different times!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Has, or has he not, got the greatest Navy in the world? Has, or has he not, won the war several times over already? Is, or is he not, the biggest sack of shit bumblefuck? Is that all he's got? Call us cowards? No mate, all our ships are busy protecting Greenland from you. Goldfish memory.
If you're wondering why America's traditional allies aren't interested in joining the latest war... Trump keeps hanging around the bridge with a box of fire lighters.
1/ Denmark was reportedly preparing for full-scale war with the US over Greenland in January, with military support from France, Germany, and Nordic nations. Elite troops and F-35 jets with live ammunition were sent, and runways were to be blown up to prevent an invasion. ⬇️
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
“For all we know, we could be in the middle of Keir Starmer’s finest hour”. Starmer’s critics say he is imperiling the UK’s special relationship with the US... But is it Donald Trump who's doing the damage?
This might be controversial but I preferred it when it was called Department of Defence
Tonight's Moon, 24th February 2026 as seen from North Yorkshire. Rotated but uncropped
People complaining on the BBC about the sound of the drones replacing cow bells on the ski courses. Remember, that's also now the same sound as modern war. Screamers I prefer cow bells
Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
Playing golf all the time... Apparently you can't run a country that way! Christ, he's not well