Matthew
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"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan We're all trying to find the guy who did this
🎶 Peaches come in a can The diarrhea was put there by the man Who works in a administration In Washington 🎶
Presidents of the USA - Millions of Peaches
ALT: Presidents of the USA - Millions of Peaches
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monkeyrotica@monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 19h agoBREAKING: Diarrhea Peaches to open for Diarrhea Lettuce, Diarrhea Planet, Dismemberment Band. www.thehealthy.com/news/peach-r...
Couldn't handle the smoke. There's way more of him showing his ass on this issue.
Target Center booing the ever living fuck out of Cody Rhodes the same night Hangman defeated Kenny for the title. 🤼
RoCktHiS_mIkE@rockthismike.bsky.social · yesterdayName your favorite just had to be there Live AEW moment that you have experienced.
Changed the strings on a Floyd Rose tremolo system for the first time today after being exclusively a fixed bridge guy, and I can say, definitely: THAT SHIT SUCKS & LEAD GUITAR PLAYERS ARE PSYCHOTIC
Best analysis of the trade I've seen. I feel much better about that $100 bill now, even if his counting stats seem like trash.
Tom Scocca@tomscocca.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Orioles picked up four assets (three $1 scratch-off tickets and an ashtray full of cigar butts) while the Red Sox only picked up one asset (a crisp $100 bill)
Pound for pound, baseball players are the dumbest athletes on Earth, followed in a close second by hockey players.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d agojust woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
SHOULDERS TRAPS SHOULDERS TRAPS SHOULDERS TRAPS SHOULDER TRAPS
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The Wrestlesky feed is a mess with fed fans absolutely soiling themselves about Mox not showing up at Summer Slam. Get over it. The only Shield member worth a damn left 7 years ago, and he ain't coming back. 🤼
These two are 100% there to "support Sophie Cunningham" 🤼
Snap Wilson@snapwilson.bsky.social · 4d agoCool to see WWE wrestlers Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez at the game. Always find it hilarious that the reigning champions have to take their belts everywhere they go, as Rodriguez does here. I saw Asuka at the Las Vegas airport once and she was lugging her championship belt around.
I'm sure all the hgh he appears to be on will help him survive this 🤼
Mario@theepicmario.bsky.social · 4d agoHere's the clip. Yeah, it's bad. He managed to get up and finish the match, but holy wow this landing was ROUGH. (sourced from WWE's X.)
Assistant Director Skinner looking ROUGH
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 4d agoOne of my favorite things recently is James Carville FaceTiming into centrist festivals from his death bed with no recline to complain about any Democrat under the age of 60. Invariably his corpse winds up on Fox News. Master of communications right here.
Biff Wife IS Santa Claus STARRING IN "PRAYERS OF THE FATHER" THIS TIME IS PERSONAL
MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦@maks23.bsky.social · 5d ago🤡 The creation of nuclear weapons by our people is God's plan and a blessing from heaven, - Russian Patriarch Kirill
Marvel did not kill off the Black Panther, the actor Chadwick Boseman died in real life. And Mr. Boseman’s colleagues did not feel comfortable with simply replacing him with another actor. These are real people who knew him in real life. That means more than your action movie desires.
Abraham Lincoln: they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Robert E Lee and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go four score with another wrestler, you got 7 years. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!
Seva@seva.bsky.social · 5d agobiggest surprise from the Lincoln bio I'm reading. The dude just loved to get into fistfights. He's cornered by a gang after beating their leader and yells: “I’m the big buck of this lick!” And they back down! Who knew the great emancipator had a little WWE in him?
Had to double check to make sure I didn't have playback set to half speed. YIKES 🤼
bluthundrbmb.bsky.social@bluthundrbmb.bsky.social · 5d agothe "full match" between Giulia and Lash Legend, a two minute divas match in absolute silence, Lash hits her finish and wins, no other offence she just WINS. What is this company doing worrying about Persephone in AEW when Giulia is treated like THIS? #Smackdown #Wrestlesky #Summerslam
![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e72cwu7fen37hzzzhwy6mkxp/bafkreidwcbwyxe7da62scgftghy4l7oiml5l2v6w2yja556zehimvfoxwy)
